I hate it when that happens, Jersey. I'll tell you my strawberry joke.
A teacher once asked her student to say one word, any word. The girl said "strawberry" and the teacher sent her to the principal's office. The prinicpal asked her, "What happened?" The girl said, "Well, my teacher asked me to say one word, and I said 'strawberry.'" So the principal expelled her. When her mother came to pick her up, she asked her the same question, and when the girl told her, the mother kicked her out of the car. So the girl is walking by herself when a mailman approaches. He says, "What is a young girl like you doing out of school this early?" The girl recounted the morning's events and the mailman threw his mailbag at her. Disconsolate, the girl attempts to cross the street and is run over by a big Mack Truck. Moral of the story: Look both ways before you cross the street.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 1/26/08 at 05:43 PM