Everybody's picking on me!
Chaste would be a strong word, but in some ways I'm surprisingly inexperienced. That's what my Craigslist ads say, anyway.
And as I've said many times while trying to be as modest and shy and retiring as possible, Jaily would only be about a half to two thirds of Mary Boleyn. I'm very flexible!
... in more ways than one.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.