Is That You In Your Avatar? NINE to five(000) Rated R - take 2- Page 65

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 10:29am

When we were little, my younger brother and I found two baby mice in the barn. We immediately scooped them up and put them in the vacant hamster cage. (Our hamsters had recently run away.) We also fed them the food that was left. Unfortunately, the little guys didn't last two days.

[polly2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 10:32am

maybe they were too little and still needed milk.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 10:41am

Yeah, that's what we thought in retrospect. It's funny, we lived nearby a park and every summer various bands would play there. Well, when the mice started experiencing seizures, I became concerned and wondered, "Why are they shaking?" to which my little brother innocently replied, "They're dancing to the music." Little did he realize they were dying.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:16am

awwwwwwwww

[D2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:19am

Okay, so here's the day's toll already:

Tink: Poison Ivy

Polly: Rat bit child

Stagey: Reminded of loss of pets

Me: GD sinus headache from hell

Anyone else wanna bitch and moan?

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:35am

I'm always up for a good bitchfest!

Let's see.....Oh ok, why does there always seem to be more traffic when you're rushing?
And why does the express lane always move slowest when I'm in it?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:44am

My rush hour beef is why does the car behind me think I can go faster than the one in front of me?!!

I want one of those scrolling signs in my back window that says:

"I CAN ONLY GO AS FAST AS THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME IS. BACK OFF BITCH! HAVE A NICE DAY. "

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 11:47am

I wasn't bitching OR moaning. Just relating a story. Incidentally, my pets always seemed to die on me. Fish, birds, hamsters, you name it. Once the fishbowl froze over, but that's more my mom's fault. She insisted on keeping the temperature at 60°, even in the dead of winter. But the truth remains, I couldn't keep a pet rock alive.

Updated On: 8/15/07 at 11:47 AM

[polly2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 1:31pm

ok here's the latest: the health dept is picking up the rat. it will be held in quarantine for 10 days before being released. the school system will no longer allow the rat at the school. The health dept and my dr are researching whether rats usually carry any diseases or germs that would necessitate antibiotics. Otherwise, the school and I are to keep an eye on his finger to make sure that there is no infection starting. If an infection starts, then he'll be put on antibiotics.

Ugh! so much drama over a little bitty rat bite.

and stagey i can't keep fish alive either. or plants. anything else, i have no problem with.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 1:34pm

hope the boy is ok Polly!

I just had the most glorious pedicure EVER. I went to a new place that just opened, and wow! Manicure is fine, but oh that pedicure was heaven, and I despise people touching my feet! :)

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 1:35pm

Do you guys remember that episode of The Simpsons where Fat Tony runs a racket to supply the school with rat's milk?
There's hundreds of rats all hooked up to milking machines in the back of his restaraunt.
So gross.

[polly2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 1:37pm

he's fine except for being a dumb@$$. he went back to class and everything. I love the kid but i'm telling you, as soon as he gets home, he's getting the "What WERE you thinking???" speech!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 1:43pm

I remember an old episode of COW & CHICKEN where cow hatches a plan to earn money by donating at the local milk bank. They give her a cup, she goes inside the room, and re-emerges with the glass full. Not long thereafter, Chicken follows suit. Yeah, I've always wonderd what chicken milk tastes like.

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 1:55pm

A friend of mine sent me a picture from the wedding after-party where you can kind of see the Rhino....the spike of hair coming out of the front of my head.



Akiva

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:05pm

When I was 13 I had a hairdon't that my grandmother lovingly referred to as "the lobster," because my entire head was shaved save for the bangs which were twisted into two long antenna-like pigtails.

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:10pm

Hah....i can pretty much do that with my hair now. I dunno, whenever I get sick, depressed or bored, I just lock myself in the bathroom and destroy my hair. I have always hated my hair, so it is is sort of therapeutic for me to chop it all of. Its like I drop all the emotional baggage going on in my life and everything feels lighter.

Akiva

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:20pm

Why do you hate your hair? I wish I had yours. I can't stand mine. It's too straight to do pretty much anything with it. At least you can have really short hair without looking like a hedgehog. Then again, people are always complimenting my hair (and perfect teeth). It's like what my grandmother used to say, "What you dislike about yourself may be envied by others."

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:21pm

your grandmother didn't say that!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:21pm

SM2..don't forget your swamp ass.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:24pm

You callin' my granny a liar, bitch?


It's bubbling swamp ass, boobs.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:25pm

**shudders**

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:28pm

Got the pee shivers, taz?

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:29pm

you people are too odd

[tazber]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:31pm

Tink that av is the best one yet.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:31pm

"you people are too odd"

Kettle..pot