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#3201

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:01am

I play with any and all pUssys Rath!

You guys, I'll be having sangria around 8:00 or so. At 8:15, everyone should raise a glass and make a toast to us. That way it'll be like we're all together for a brief moment!

....but the world goes 'round

#3202

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:02am

Aww, tazzy, how sweet! we will so do that! Unless we're too wasted by that time to remember.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3203

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:03am

YEAH!

Hi, Boobs. Cocktails. I second Rath. Wanna join tonight?

Oh, and Rath, check your emails, bitch.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Updated On: 4/13/07 at 09:03 AM

#3204

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:04am

Uh, you're MY bitch.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3205

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:07am

I would love to join tonight gang, but because of a previous engagement I can't.

We should try and make plans for another night tho.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3206

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:08am

More for us!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3207

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:12am

Boobs

Rath, we belong to a mutual bitch society.

#3208

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:13am

I preferred owning a bitch.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3209

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:16am

But can a hag own the fag she's hag to?

#3210

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:16am

She can try. I don't think it ever works though.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3211

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:18am

The question is:
Is a hag a hag if she is herself a fag?

....but the world goes 'round

#3212

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:20am

There is a song being born here. Wanna collaborate, Taz?

#3213

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:20am

Only if I get to record it!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3214

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:22am

Whatever my goddess wants...

#3215

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:28am

That's what She likes to hear.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3216

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:34am

Yes D2!! Let's write it!

....but the world goes 'round

#3217

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:39am

You got it. "Stardreck 2: The Wrath of Rath."

*runs back to the Sally Struthers thread*

#3218

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 9:40am

Someone's asking for his drink to be poured over his head this evening.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3219

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 10:01am

You all had better behave, or I will have no choice but to force you all to watch a badly out-of-sync Youtube video of me.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3220

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 10:02am

Oh God, no!

Afternoon, all!

Oh, and Boobs, I'm sorry but that avatar sickens me. Seriously.

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#3221

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 10:10am

Jaily, what makes you think we haven't all seen that video already?
Btw, was that a garden hose you were using?

....but the world goes 'round

#3222

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 10:13am

Rath, remind me to tell you the LaGuardia Incident.

#3223

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 10:13am

I'll remind you that there's no way I'll remember that 8 hours from now.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#3224

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 10:15am

Well, it's been fun bitches. Hate to bitch and run, but it's time to go take the Mother of All Bitches to see her husband.

What's left of me will stop by later.

#3225

The Bitch Thread

Posted: 4/13/07 at 10:18am

So she's my mother's mother too?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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