You haven't even read the script yet! Linnie, you can be the lyricist. Get crackin', I want an Oscar for best song.
Soapguy, Rath has no son, but you can the girl who she has her very first sexual experience with.
Parks, since you insist on such ageism, you play the lecherous old man who tries to seduce Rath but gets a kick in the nuts. (That's an awesome scene!)
Jag, there is some confusion. You will not be played by MK, you will play MK. Start practicing your vomiting now.
Rath - Debra has signed on to play your wife.
....but the world goes 'round