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#1676

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:33pm

I have a friend who is into vedic astrology. That's the closest I can come to participating in this conversation.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1677

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:34pm

(oh taz, don't actually spend any time on this -- I just threw out some numbers as a bad joke!

I became a writer to get away from that functions stuff!)

#1678

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:36pm

Oh, calculus. I have to take it next semester (or over the summer, if I'm so motivated...which is doubtful). I want to die. Math and I do NOT get along.

#1679

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:37pm

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1680

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:37pm

*stays away from D2 for the rest of the day*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1681

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:38pm

Classic mom story. Mine's the same way.

....but the world goes 'round

#1682

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:39pm

*contracts Joy Franz to play Mother D2 in the musical*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1683

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:41pm

My mom called me yesterday to ask me if LaFawnduh in "Napoleon Dynamite" is meant to be a drag queen. She hadn't been watching the movie, she just wanted to know.

A little bit of my mother goes a LONG way.

#1684

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:43pm

My mother pronounces aspartame "aspartuhmay."

'nuff said.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 4/4/07 at 12:43 PM

#1685

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:45pm

Can Edmund Lyndeck play dad? It'll be a reunion!

#1686

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:47pm

"Mother D2"

That's funny. Thanks Rath! I needed that laugh. Now I'll always think of that when I have to deal with her.

Joy Franz is too nice to play Mother D2. I don't know who could play her, but it should be someone tiny and lethal.

There is only one actor who can play FatherD2, and that's Topol. The physical resemblance is startling. When the FIDDLER... movie was playing, my dad would be stopped on the street and asked for an autograph. In Queens.

Updated On: 4/4/07 at 12:47 PM

#1687

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 12:48pm

*changes name on contract from Joy Franz to Rathnait62*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1688

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:01pm

Who's playing Mother Rath?

#1689

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:06pm

Piper Laurie.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1690

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:06pm

I was going to suggest Rathnait25.

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1691

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:11pm

Dixie Carter could play Mother Calvin. Unless Beatrice Straight can do a great Southern accent. And rise from the dead.

#1692

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:13pm

SO you weren't always from New York then? Hm, shows what I know.

#1693

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:20pm

I'm back. Wet, and furious. I get home to a message from Mommie Dearest: "Don't worry about the phone. I think the one I have is just fine, so don't worry about it. I hope you're not out getting me a new one now. Isn't this weather awful? I just called your father and told him not to expect me to come to the hospital today. It's just too wet out there. You don't have to call me back. I hope you're having fun."

Gotta love her. Anything else I'd like to do is illegal.

All I can think of when reading that is;

"That was a very loud beep, I don't even know if this is working... Mark, are you there? Are you screening your calls? It's Mom! Just wanted to call and say I love and we'll miss you tomorrow. Cindy and the kids are here, send their love...Oh! Hope you got the hotplate! Just don't leave it on, dear, when you leave the house... Oh and a Mark, I'm sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you. I say 'Cie la vie'. So let her be a lesbian! There are other fishes in the sea. Love, Mom"

I'm not sure if that's 100% accurate, seeing as I was typing it from memory.

Anyways, sorry I kind of took off. My dad's home now and I thought it'd be nice to make lunch for him and me. I sort of feel bad for him because he's still recovering from his heart surgery and can't reach for things, so I have to help him out. And he's stuck wearing a catheder (sp?)...

"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who

"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables

#1694

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:25pm

Catheter. Don't get me started on those!!!!!!!!! My father wouldn't even be in the hospital if my mother had just...

oh, there goes the phone. Thank God for Caller ID. It's "her." I think I'll let the machine take it.

#1695

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:25pm

Hey I didn't know you guys talk about math over here! I want to play too.

Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.

#1696

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:27pm

Sorry, you missed it. It's kindof a once-a-thread thing. Wait another 3,500 posts, and it'll come 'round again.

#1697

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:29pm

I can add, subtract, multiply and divide. Anything else is asking too much.

"A girl like me lands on her feet."

#1698

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:30pm

I can figure out percentages. But only when there's a sale at Bloomingdale's.

#1699

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:31pm

That's right, D2. Don't let "her" tie up your phone.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1700

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/4/07 at 1:32pm

I'm not even listening to the message - I've got it turned low. As long as there's no bad news about my father, I'm just ignoring her now.

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