haha, it would be quite hilarious!!
Oh, it's easy to imagine. We'd all be sitting around, checking out the guys, critiquing the girls' dance moves, and sneaking drinks out of Jaily's secret dirty martini stash, all to the melodious sounds of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and the other dirty girl anthems.
all I can say is that all that silicone may give me hives.
I love going to strip clubs...I always end up giving the girls makeup and hair tips.
Once, in SF, I went to Mitchell Bros. with a friend, and ended up coming back the next night as the girls' makeup artist. Made about four grand in two weeks.
You'd be amazed at how many of these whores can't properly apply liquid eyeliner!
based on the pics I've seen i actually wouldn't be surprised at all.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Do you often use liquid eyeliner yourself, Jaily?
Not anymore.
What do you use then, Jaily?
Ancient Chinese Secret
Is everyone napping today?
I wish I was napping right now....
Had to get an oil change for the truck, and now am at my mom's.
No, just REALLY busy today. I wish I could be napping. It's the perfect day for it, weather wise.
I cannot stop buying flutes.
I'm about to buy my 2nd one in three weeks.
expensive habit, but I'm sure more healthy than others.
Other habits in general, Tink, or other Jaily habits?
Well, I'm off to a reading this afternoon. Work never ceases.
other Jaily habits.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
But it would be nice to have an instrument in the house, right, Jaily?
Let me guess: 10 clarinets (1 Bass), 2 Bassoons, 1 Cello, 2 Violins, 2 Violas, 4 Saxophones (SATB), 5 Flutes (incl 1 Piccolo), 4 Oboes, 2 Cor Anglais, and a Piano. Am I close?
LOL, sort of, linnie. Sort of.
(I DO have 2 violas, though...should I be embarrassed about that?)
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
One Viola is one too many.
It is NOT!! The viola is a BEAUTIFUL instrument when properly played! *glare*
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Sorry, Jaily! Truth be told, I think it has the nicest sound of all the string instruments. It's just that over here, at least, it's generally accepted that Viola players get the worst slagging in the orchestra. Next are the flutes. I could draw you up the scale of orchestral coolness, if you wish. Your Sax, Bassoon and Clarinet skills bring you up, but the flute and Viola let you down.
Hey, what do you do when a Viola player dies in the orchestra?
Move him back a Desk!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
The Major Scale (Cool):
Leading Note: Sax, Trumpet
Sub Mediant: Bassoon, Tuba, Bass Trombone, Piano
Dominant: Percussion, Double Bass
Sub Dominant: Clarinet, Trombone
Mediant: Horns, Oboe/Cor Anglais/Oboe D'amour, etc.
Supertonic: Violin
Tonic: Cello
(Coolness increases upwards)
I wanna know who spiked this thread's coffee with valium.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Everyone's so dead today. We hit 12 pages in a day on Tuesday, and now this?
Hey y'all! Number six, I see. I think this thread will outlive me.
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