Trying to stir SH*T up, Deet?
not feeling great/ i feel like im back working for phone actor.com
"Oh, yeah, baby...like that? Yeah, you like it there? Huh? Huh, you filthy, dirty little man?"
*files nails and flips through Time magazine*
Ahh, the phonesex racket...that was good times.
, Stagey.
Poor Harris. Would you like a cold compress? A hot toddy? Both?
both
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Bonjour lovies!
I have THE most boring job in the world. How was everybody's day?
Oh, shove it!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
*shoves it*
but yet you can't stop watching it right, soapy? that's how I felt. it was deliciously awful.
Exactly. I just watched it again. . . .Wow.
Well, I just got caught TWICE in torrential downpours.
Ugh.
I hope you had your rubbers with you.
**passes Jaily a fluffy towel**
Me too, Jaily. And after the first time, I got into a freezing cold subway car that had to "rest" at every stop. Then I got out and walked through Port Authority to save two avenues in the rain. It was about 99 degrees in there. Then, I got out and walked the rest of the way in cold rain.
If you all don't hear from me tomorrow, it's beause I've died due to some virulent pneumonia. Because I'm sure that's the kind I'll be coming down with within the next five minutes or so.
Anyway....what's up, looosahs?
Yeah, I nearly froze to death on the train...ugh.
*wraps up in big fluffy towel*
They say hypothermia is the most peaceful way to go. When my turn comes, I hope it's that. *runs outside to frolic in the rain*
**pours martinis**
This'll warm you up!
Ahh, to live in Alabama, with it's low prices and one car per personessness. *sighs*
I'm hoping to pass quietly in my sleep tonight, Stagey.
Too bad harris isn't around. He could've dispatched the hippo again.
btw, in case anyone of you care, I will not be at the "gathering" this week. I will be in a seminar from Friday at 5:30 until 11:00, and all day/evening Saturday and Sunday.
I know. Jesus.
Well, there goes my incentive to attend.
Hardy har har.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
*creeps back in*
Can I come back now?
Who banished you?
Yeah, who banned you? I can't take the time to read back. I have to prepare a two-three minute song, story, poem, or monologe (memorized) by Friday. I don't think they'll let me research and practice at work, the bastards.
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