I want to go swimming.
I want about 15 of you to stand in a circle and jizz on my face, but we all want things, don't we?
Deeter, SHE DID NOT!!!! *gasp* You mean...THAT?!?! I mean, I KNEW about the boob job and the nose job and the cheek implants and the vaginal rejuvenation, but...NO!
Apparently, her "secret" is now bigger than ever. Haven't you noticed she's only been wearing full skirts, below the knee, lately?
I want about 15 of you to stand in a circle and jizz on my face, but we all want things, don't we?
You know jizz is a good moisturizer.
Well . . . um . . . well . . . um
And here I thought it was because she finally realized that she has the worst cellulite since Roseanne...
Gosh, just when you think you know someone. *sigh*
Yes, I know, Austin :)
I love it when the straight boys wander into these conversations...
HI, DJ!
Straight?
Not you, Ivan...
I think we may have finally scarred DJ forever. It took us a while, but we might've done it.
He'll be back. They all come back.
Especially that one.
The reason he was making stammering noises is probably not the reason you think (you just didn't get to see his "O" face, that's all...)
now boys...
ok Alabama??? when did you move there, cause we mighta been "neighbors" for a while. I grew up in Georgia. And I got the hell out as soon as I could thank you!
Been to Tennessee too. It isn't any better. Of course, the last time I was there was a very traumatic time for me so that might be coloring my opinion somewhat.
And I doubt you've scarred DJ. Seems like he'd be used to you guys by now.
If you're going to Aspen, I'll meet you there. My in-laws live in Denver so it isn't too far.
You're terrible, Jaily.
Polly, I moved here about 7 or 8 years ago.
Austin, I don't know who the hell to call you anymore!!!
HELLO!
I'm Austin.
I don't know who Ivan the Wonderful is.
Sheesh.
This is someone's idea of a joke, and it's not that funny.
god, WHO needs television dramas when you have THESE nutjobs to entertain? :)
Oh for Christ's sake will someone around here please grow up?
How were we supposed to know? So Ivan, who are you really?
Well, Jaily . . . you know you always do this to me.
Trust me, I have been through more than this and I have the love bites to prove it.
Seriously.
See, Soapy, I told you he'd be back. DJ, that is.
Well, it's obviously someone who is obsessive and has a pretty bad sense of humor. Any guesses?
My guess would be Sue.
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