Tonight isn't Matik's shift, babe. Looks like you's outta luck.
Why Stagey! I never realized what a master double entendre-er you are!
Watch it SM. You might turn into Jaily.
Kidding Jaily... you know I love you. Wherever you are.
Hi Deet and Foster!
Did you stutter there, D2?
Nnnnnnnno.
Hi kids!! I'm uber-tipsy
I just got off the phone with a very old girlfriend from high school (not a girlfriend-girlfriend, just like, you know, a gay-boy's girlfriend; who is a HUGE DYKE now, btw), and she just told me that she found out yesterday that one of my high school boyfriends has just killed himself.
So sad, really, how some people can never find peace with their demons, isn't it?
I still like boys
And Actr, I would love to hate you for saying that, but you are so goddamned beautiful that I couldn't if I tried.
Well, I hate you! How dare you compare me to THAT! *to Jaily* My condolences, by the way.
Hi, Jaily! My condolences as well.
Hey Jaily!
I'm so sorry to hear about your friend's suicide. My condolences.
Hey Foster! Hey Actr! Hey Soapy!
Have a good night, all.
Thanks guys, that's sweet. *hugs* We weren't still close, but when we were in high school, for a while, I just thought he was the ONLY guy for me....you know how that is, when you're 16 and in love.
I'm not shocked, but it's still sad.
These things happen, I suppose.
Who wants a cocktail? :)
Jaily, so sorry to hear that. My condolences as well buddy. It's nice to know though that I can get away with saying anything to you now.
Soapy! I like boys too!
the cows refill all lemonades
Fruit cocktail for me.
Lemonade? I thought we were having cocktails?!
Yes, within reason, Actr, I could forgive you for just about anything.
I'm a sucker like that.
Hard lemonade, Actr.
I'm off to bed. . . .to dream. . . about. . .stuff.
stuff=boys.
I'm in a really boy crAZY mood today.
How about me in a thong with whipped cream and cherries on my nipples? :-P
Or...Viggo Mortensen in my kitchen with nothing but an apron, a wooden spoon, and a smile.
Ugh... that stuff has like zero alcohol content. I need a REAL drink.
I just had five vodka martinis, an amaretto sour, and a whiskey Collins.
Any of those strike your fancy, kiddo? :)
OMG HORRIBLE IMAGES HORRIBLE oh lord thanks jaily now i'll never sleep
The spike the lemonade to your liking, bitch!
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