Good morning, Avs.
I'll give you my extra gubm'nt cheese, honey.
You just want me fat again!!
*runs off sobbing*
But...it's ana-cheese!!
So gross you can't HELP but throw it all back up!
*comes back, wipes tears, holds out used paper plate*
*hands Amex card to Rath - instructs her to buy herself whatever she wants as long as it is on sale, and is a size too small, for incentive.*
Congrats, Jaily. Sorry for the last remark, it wasn't completely true. You are also into a lot of catchers, too.
I just made the thread all about meeeee!
I win!
Again.
It's what I do.
And, the beauty part is, I'm the only one who does it.
Deet and Rathy, did the two of you get enough sleep last night?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Damn raccoons had a flippin' jellicle ball on my back porch last night, and used one of my stray chickens as a sacrifice.
I have not slept. I have to go the the *shudder* dentist today. This day better get better really fast.
I prefer a pitcher lately, Deeter, actually...although the occasional catcher does make for an interesting ballgame!
Rath, you have simply GOT to try my new Lipodrene! It's magic in a bottle...I absolutely adore it.
Soon, I will be thin and gorgeous and my milkshake will bring ALL the boys to the yard. (Of course, then they'll step on my begonias and I'll have a nervous breakdown and beat them with a shovel, but at least they'll be there!)
Well, I didn't go to bed until after 1:00, and the cat was screaming at a couple of points between then and 6:00 when I got up the first time. Went back to sleep around 6:30, or tried to, and once I did, my phone rang at 8:00.
Sorry about your chicken, DGG. I blame Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I'll get you some new begonias, Jaily. We have a bazillion at work.
What's in Lipodrene?
I got plenty of sleep last night, Soapy, but thanks for asking.
Yes, Rath, you are the only one who does that. Except when I do, or Jaily does, or any number of other posters in this insane little world.
But no one notices when anyone else does it!
At least I don't start threads for my every personal issue. That's something, right? (still about me)
Rath, that is why I'm a reptile person. They don't make noises. (Most of the time.)
This isn't my cat. I'm getting paid to listen to her scream at 5:00 a.m.
Does anyone here read Jamie Buffalino's GET NAKED column in TIME OUT? There's a very interesting question this week.
In that case, carry on then.
No.
What's the question?
Soapy, I think she's singing - she watches American Idol.
It's too long to copy here.
Being in theater as long as you have, I'm sure you've heard worst.
Oh, but I think you should, Deeter.
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