Are you kidding, George? Stagey lives to be hit with flying objects.
Oh ok. Stagey, just make sure you hit the handle end of the knife when it flies at you. The pointy end tends to make people dead.
Projectiles, specifically.
*Vomits. In Stagey's direction.*
And I just cleaned today!
tsk, tsk...
Y'all might've noticed. Maybe not, I did. I just graduated from Understudy to Stand-By!
Yay! Now I can go on if Kristin Chenoweth is out. Which is the only time I would go on...
I've heard you sing. You're not a soprano.
George, would you mind giving me a pearl necklace to match my pearly whites?
hey what have i said about cleaning up after yourselves??? middy, tink, DGG, & I are NOT your maids. PICK. UP. YOUR. MESS!!!
Watch it, George. This is a standard Stagey ploy - asking for presents.
Considering I couldn't afford a necklace made of tin cans, sorry Stagey... gifting will have to wait until I win the lottery.
Or maybe you can ask Stephen Schwartz to give me some of his WICKED money. Then I could buy things.
I'm first.
btw, Deet, neither is Chenoweth.
*sprays stagey with a hose*
chill. from what i've read, george isn't your type. behave
I was thinking something more along the lines of bukkake.
Oh my...
*leaves thread to preserve innocence*
Echoing Polly: BEHAVE!
SM you seem to know a lot more than most on such practices...
Fine! I'll just mosey on over to the Up & Comers board.
oh dear god
You can come back now, WWII - Stagey's left.
Ah, it feels good to be back!
BTW: polly, it's not your hose I wanted to be sprayed with.
But no one else accepts me for the weird, demented psychopath that I am...
Excuse me? What about me, George?
Stagey, if you are rejoining the thread, BEHAVE!
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