I don't punch people, Polly...I'm too paranoid about injuring my hand. (Same reason I don't do yardwork or any other sort of manual labor...one accident, and my career is shot.)
That's what inanimate objects are for!! (Why punch when you can throw a brick at someone's head?)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.