Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!" — Page 115

#2851

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:10pm

Sure thing, Foster! I love to cook. Whaddaya want?

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#2852

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:11pm

myself and the cows cook foster dinner*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2853

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:12pm

Ivan's still sick, so I don't think we'll do anything but watch movies tonight.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#2854

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:13pm

Hmm...

I want a nice salad, with some steamed vegetables, and rice.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#2855

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:17pm

If I cook, there has to be meat involved.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2856

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:18pm

oh dear lord, i could be sooooooo wrong, bu i'll be good



*brings in salad rice and veggies*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2857

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:18pm

Yeah, me too. Sorry Foster, I'll leave that one to harris and the cows

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#2858

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:21pm

My puppy's chasing and growling at his tail.
So cute!

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#2859

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:26pm

My friend came over with goose breast, and stayed all day and baked with my mom. So, we had marinated grilled goose, steamed carrots, baked potatoes, and sticky buns for dessert.


Yummy!

#2860

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:29pm

I'm having Alu Gobi/Shahhi Paneer, with garlic/basil Nan and a mango Lassi.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#2861

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:32pm

I am so jealous!

I think we're doing duck for New Years.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#2862

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:34pm

Man.

I need a cook.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#2863

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:38pm

well i see how it is


myself and the cows leave in a huff, and go hang out with geek*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2864

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:48pm

No, but I need a real cook. Like here, like now. Like, you know?

Maybe I can find one in Men Seeking Men on craigslist.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#2865

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:48pm

*hugs harris*

...*and the cows, somewhat more reluctantly*

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#2866

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:50pm

Can I get a little Moo?

#2867

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:51pm

What'd the retarded cow say?

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#2868

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:54pm

craigslist??????????? ewww no no no no no no


guy i know got the herpes from some guy there ewwww no no no

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2869

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 7:56pm

"guy I know"

sure, sure.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#2870

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 8:00pm

He got Herpes from a guy. Not from craigslist.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#2871

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 8:01pm

And that was reckless sex on his behalf.

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

#2872

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 8:03pm

he met him from there, craigslist is icky, icky i say

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#2873

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 8:04pm

Definitely reckless.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#2874

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 8:04pm

Well, where can I find a man to cook for me?

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"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

Updated On: 12/28/07 at 08:04 PM

#2875

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/28/07 at 8:06pm

I'd cook if you paid me.
And I'm a pretty good cook, too, but you'd have to teach me all that kosher stuff.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere