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Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!"
#2975Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 2:09am
Aww, thanks, Matty! That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me since my aunt told me I'd be her pillar if she divorced her husband within six months so he can finally just marry the gosh-darned dog.
I mean... yeah.
And Radi, I have yet to see any couple that disproves that statement, in my vastly commitment-phobic but observant experience. I mean, as it went I was never without something to laugh at (or with, as my family is generally a witty and sarcastic brood), but I can't say that I've ever spent a single day with my extended family without a little thought of "And THAT'S why I'm never having children," or "And THAT'S why I'm never getting married."
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
RadiGal2
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/07
#2976Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 2:17am
scott I hear ya! I just got knocked by sweet guy that normally would last no less than 6 weeks and no more than 6 months. Well there is also that fact that I was in a drunken stupor. I can assure you I never would have gone down the marriage/children road willingly. Substance abuse problems and a 12 gauge shotgun were intergral to that particular decision.
"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that."
~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.
#2977Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 2:18am
Holy cow! I just learned that "A Lot Of Love" made famous by Nicolette Larson was written by Neil Young.
How odd.
....but the world goes 'round
RadiGal2
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/07
#2978Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 2:29am
I hate Arizona. Truly. Do you know that Dan Quayle owns our newspaper? Actually they used too, I'm not sure that remains true....but the political bias and level of intelligence sure does...
This was the headline earlier today ...it's since been bumped down to second place...but still
Anderson's Fifth Estate going gay
http://www.azcentral.com/
Are they serious?
"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that."
~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.
Updated On: 12/29/07 at 02:29 AM
#2979Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:14amwhere have all the children gone?
....but the world goes 'round
#2980Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:22amLong time passing
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#2981Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:35amThis "kid" is awake.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2982Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:39amDid I mention my nickname was chupacabra (or goat-sucker)?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#2983Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:40amThat's, uhm, nice.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2984Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:42amAnd you know a kid is a young goat.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#2985Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:43am*laughs nervously and backs out of the room*
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2986Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:48amwoah, this has gotten weird. lol
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#2987Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:50am
chupacabra is just a myth. I thought it was a werewolf type thing.
DEET! Thank god you're here.
....but the world goes 'round
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2988Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:51amIt's no good at all to see yourself and not recognize your face. Out on my own, its such a scary place. Ooohhh! The answers are all inside of me, all I gotta do iiiiiis believe!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#2989Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:51amcalm down Troy
....but the world goes 'round
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2990Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:52am
Bet On It!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Updated On: 12/29/07 at 03:52 AM
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#2991Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:54amI am not ashamed to say that I actually like that song.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2992Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:55amThe remix is even hotter! iTunes baby!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#2993Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:55amOoooo, remix
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#2994Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 3:58amtaz, chupacabra is a mythical vampire-like creature that attacks livestock, but the name literally means goat-sucker.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#2995Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 4:10amI like the X-Files episode about the chupacabra.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#2996Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 4:18am
I <3 X-FILES.
Incidentally, when I lived in Guatemala, there was this guy who went around the neighborhood every day with his pet goat and sold milk directly from the goat's udder. He even carried a cup around with him, thus everyone who paid drank warm, fresh milk from the same cup.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2997Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 4:20amSo, Come to Guatemala! We serve warm goats milk in a cup!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#2998Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 4:21am
You should write all these stories down, Stagey. Maybe turn them into a heartwarming novel. Or a play. Or a musical. But you should definitely write it. YOU should write it. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#2999Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'
Posted: 12/29/07 at 4:22am
Yeah, none of this I'm waiting for a writer.
You can write sister girlfriend! So. Get. Started!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
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