wow, that is one completely random hole.
Edit: Heh, post 1600. The score I wish I'd gotten on my SAT...
A pink puckered anus.
What took you so long?
but you can see her gorgeous tan skin through it. it's like glory hole.
Did You Know?
The plural of anus is anii.
What is the plural of penis? Is it penises? Or penii?
Well spellcheck recognized "penises" so I guess that's it.
I was going to say something tacky about a rim job, but I would probably get in trouble.
Geek, penises or penes is fine.
isn't penes a type of pasta?
That's penne, taz. oh god, now every time my grandmother makes pasta all I'm going to think about is man-junk. God forbid she ever make meatballs again!
What about tortellini, Geek? Hmmm?
How about penne with meatballs?
taz, pene is also the spanish term for penis.
Only for lebanese Deet.
So then, Stagey, the set/costume designer Raul Pene du Bois has quite a name, doesn't he? (du Bois is French for "of wood.")
All of you naughty boys are getting nothing but coal in your stockings, you know that, right?
I got coal in my stocking ten years ago - I was thrilled. It was a lump of coal from the Titanic wreck site. Certified.
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See, now it's just not funny, because that's too darn cool.
Alright, I gotta get some sleep. Long long day tomorrow, I'm sure. So I'll get some sleep now, and when I get back sometime tomorrow morning I want tallies of what everyone got. Merry Christmas and goodnight, friends!
night geek!
That just reminds me of Rose from THE GOLDEN GIRLS when she tells how as a little girl in St. Olaf she'd wish for a tiara for Christmas and every year she'd get a pair of freshly carved wooden shoes, except for one year during the Depression when all she got was a lump of coal, which she then carved into a pair of high top Keds.
Ugh...just got back from the restaurant. It wasn't overly insane, but it was busy enough to make me want to collapse right now. Hope everyone is having amazing holidays!
Akiva
Night sweeties. Merry Christmas and crap.
Can you say that?
you can't say _____.
And many other things.
I just finished working out.
It was shoulders and arms day.
Oy.
Just kidding! From the Online Etymology Dictionary, "The proper plural is penes."
For all you etymologist out there...
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