Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14. "Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!" — Page 80

#1976

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 5:37pm

He could just be nervous. Fear not.

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1977

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 5:48pm

"Maybe he really was tired."

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#1978

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:04pm

*the cows enter with cheese fondue and veggies*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1979

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:18pm

I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooooored!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#1980

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:19pm

Had Dinner with the neighbours (again) and now we are watching some new Ben Stillr movie, I think.

Akiva

#1981

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:22pm

I had an hour of excitement, now back to dull.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1982

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:27pm

Same, DD. My mother and I had a lovely time at the movies until afterwards when we got into a fight because my Christmas gift to her wasn't thoughtful enough and I don't appreciate her and blah blah blah blah blah. Now I'm back at my dad's and he's mad at me because I snapped at him because of the fight with my mother. i'm very bored and my body HATES ME AND I HATE IT RIGHT BACK, YES YOU, BODY, YOU HEAR ME? I HATE YOU!

(P.S. LOVE Slings and Arrows! Awesome show).

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1983

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:40pm

My mother (who doesn't care for musicals) has discovered Dreamgirls today. She has watched it twice. She is in her bedroom singing And I Am Telling You along with Jennifer Hudson and it's hysterical. Heaven help me.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1984

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:42pm

Random question. In "To Wong Foo . . . " what is the song that plays when they leave New York right after getting the car?

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#1985

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:47pm

Amber's Mother: I know, I know caaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!

Amber that is hysterical.

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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#1986

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:52pm

Spidey, the soundtrack is:


1. I Am The Body Beautiful - Salt-N-Pepa
2. Free Yourself - Chaka Khan
3. Turn It Out - La Belle
4. Who Taught You How - Crystal Waters
5. She's A Lady - Tom Jones
6. Brick House - The Commodores
7. Nobody's Body - Monifah
8. Do What You Wanna Do - Charisse Arrington
9. Hey Now (Girls Just Want To Have Fun) - Cyndi Lauper
10. Over The Rainbow - Patti La Belle
11. To Wong Foo Suite: When I Get To Hollywood - Charisse Arrington

I can't remember what played when, but I wore that damn soundtrack out in college. SO GAY.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1987

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:54pm

geek, that sounds awful! What a way to ruin the Christmas spirit.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1988

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:57pm

Wow Geek, that is horrible.

I'm sorry!

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"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

#1989

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 6:59pm

Hey all! Can you believe we are only days away from Election Year?


YAY!

I bought my 2008 Countdown to Bush being out of office calendar aqnd I am ready to GO! Alas, I haven't picked a horse yet. We Socialists have a rough time of it with the lot of mainstream candidates but seriously...what could be worse than the last Adminstration?

Huckabee.

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"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

#1990

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:02pm

The Huckster makes Jesus cry a little bit.

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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#1991

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:03pm

Gah, Geek . .. I am so sorry to hear that.

Jersey - I went to Amazon to listen to clips of the music and I can't find that song. It's an older sounding song, sung by a female.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#1992

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:04pm

To my lovely gayboys: Thank you so much for your condolences and I just want to tell you, please, be thankful EVERY DAY that you are not a woman. I love being female, except for one thing. And I'm dealing with that one thing right now.

Tru dat, Radi. I can't think of anyone worse than Wackabee at the moment.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1993

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:09pm

*happy dance*
I love election years. Love them. I feel all dizzy and lightheaded just knowing we are a week away from Iowa caucuses.

Phew.

And Jon Stewart will be back on the air in a few weeks...which I have very mixed feelings about.

And BTW.... I still haven't decided if I loved or loathed Sweeney Todd....

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"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

#1994

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:10pm

I agree with everything in your post, Radi. Love election years, love Jon, and I'm still mixed on Sweeney.

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"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#1995

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:13pm

I'm rambling.

I can feel my pulse racing and the lure of the campaign offices like a siren call.......*sighs*.

It's so sad really it takes very little to turn me on.

Anyway...sounds like there has been family dysfunction galore and gorging on food and presents.....aside from that how is everyone doing? I've missed this thread, but as usual I waited til the very last millisecond to do my shopping and that's why I have been AWOL.

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"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

#1996

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:22pm

Geek - yup, I worship at the Temple of Jon and I'm so happy to not be the only one with mixed emotions about ST.

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"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

#1997

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:24pm

Is indifferent about Depp, but thought ST was the greatest thing like ever. (By ever I mean since Enchanted)

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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#1998

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:25pm

Hi, guys. I'm bored.

#1999

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:27pm

Amen, JG2!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#2000

Is That You In Your Avatar? Vol. 14 'Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney!'

Posted: 12/26/07 at 7:30pm

soapy .. me too! I felt, well, blah about Johnny...and I generally regard him as a good actor...but his choices just seemed so....well, obvious, I guess might be the right word. Absolutely nothing outstanding or memorable about it, except that in my opinion he sounded like the band of chainsaws at Nearly Headless Nick's Deathday Party.

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"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.