You're into older men? They let you into nursing homes, Q?
I kid, I kid! You're right, I phrased that badly. What I meant was that his appeal is related to the dadlike characteristics I notice in him, as he's playing a father in Next to Normal and is in the age bracket that could have fathered me, and not solely due to his adherence to popular culture's ideals of physical perfection.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.