And one hour later...
I just saw a preview for a scary movie on TV, and I had to turn the TV off.
Damn horror movies.
I love horror movies! Every weekend in the orphanage we'd gather around the little TV with the rabbit ears and watch a particular program which broadcasted a movie every Saturday night, usually an American film (i.e. THE EXORCIST, speak of the devil) that was dubbed into Spanish. Good times!
Have you been to THE EXORCIST thread yet, Wiz?
I somehow missed this the first time, but...
"'Tinkles in pain'
sounds like an Indian with gonorrhea"
That was fvcking brilliant! LOL!
Morning AV's!
Happy November! May the month bring good fortune to all of you!
Good morning, avs.
Morning AVS !!!
Did my Matty call me a "nasty" a page back. I'll have you know that my men loving was fully innocent, thank you very much!
Don't worry soapy, we all know you're pure as the driven slush.
Whose line was that? Tallulah Bankhead?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Good morning!
Only two days until my best friend's party. To drink or not to drink...
Hope you all had a great Halloween!
Cheers, dolls
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
DGG!
PM, I thought of you last night. We got a tick-or-treater (around 8 or 9 years old) who was dressed up as a French maid. I even asked her if she was supposed to be Mrs. Lovett, but she didn't know what the hell I was talking about.
So I had another "teeth falling out" dream (I blame you, taz). Actually, I dreamed that all the Avs were back in high school. It was the beginning of the period and our bitch of a teacher walked in shortly after last bell and demanded that we copy from the blackboard 40 musicals that had won the Best Score Tony, but she'd only listed 30. I pointed this out and asked if we had to come up with the rest ourselves. She gave me attitude and I called her out on it: "What the hell is your problem, lady? You've been a bitch to us since you walked through the door." She then proceeded to call security on me. When the three girl officers arrived, I dashed down the hall, but ran smack into a beefy male cop. He grabbed me by the back shirt collar and threw me onto the floor. I landed face first and my poor teeth shot out everywhere.
Hmmmm, based on the analysis you were sent by "someone" last night I would say that you have a fear of women as well as insecurity.
The fact that the beefy guard is the one who caused you to actually lose your teeth probably means you should be more conscious of them while felating someone.
But that's just my interpretation.
You got issues girl.
hahaha
blackboard? When were you last in school? 1925?
Thank you, taz. Incidentally, 'twas my first official psychoanalysis by changeling.
Damn people, it's November.
Aw, SM2, I'm flattered. And it's kind of funny considering I was a few steps away from looking like a french maid.
What's with parents not teaching their children about Sondheim, though? Good Lord! Forget about studying the Revolutionary War! Give them the libretto to COMPANY and a cast recording of Sunday In The Park With George... that'll do them some good come SAT time.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
You're banking on parents knowing who Sondheim is. My own parents have no idea who Sondheim is. And they saw me in A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC. Twice.
My apologies.
What I meant is that there could be some sort of Adult Education set up for parents about Sondheim. In addition to that, schools could have Sondheim influenced classes; History would be the study of Assassins, music class would be the study of A Little Night Music, art class would be for the study of Sunday In The Park With George, and we can't forget culinary so that's where Sweeney Todd comes in.
I could actually keep going with this...
eta: on the note of clueless parents;
I was listening to my Snoopy recording and then changed it to Sweeney Todd. My father was confused and thought that I was listening to the same CD. I told him I was not and had in fact changed the recordings. To which he replied, "Oh, so it's Snoopy Todd."
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Yeah, I spout out Broadway trivia all the time, and my parents still know nothing. Oh well. I'm still trying...it's a big step, getting my mom to go to NY with me and see some shows.
My eye is all swolen and painful. I hate styes.
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