Deet, I always find that by calling someone a "stupid f--king c*nt" at random always lifts my spirits. That or blowing my horn at someone as they cut me off.
Case in point, I was at Wendy's with my friends last week. I had been choking on a piece of gum, so they decided to stop off and get me some water. The guy at the the window started to laugh when he saw me choking, without missing a beat I glared at him and said, "Go ahead. Laugh at my pain. LAUGH AT MY F--KING PAIN! You stupid f--king c*nt!"
And I'll tell you, I felt so much better afterwards!
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Updated On: 10/18/07 at 11:41 AM