Okay, good Zepka. We could use your Mormon-goodness on this board more often.
(I know, I know...you're "not a Mormon"...so don't look like one if you don't like it, okay?)
Speaking of cyberspace fantasies. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. He's an independent journalist with a heart of gold, a free-thinker, and loves everything I love. I'm so happy. We're going to get married.
well now MY fantasies are smashed.
yeah, but is parks still fat and queer like a duck?
It's okay, zep, it's only a fantasy.
I am, today, discovering new depths of my own evil selfishness.
Whoa...did you rent a bathysphere or something? :)
Didn't have to.
'tis my job, matthew, 'tis my job.
Rath has evil selfishness? I don't believe it !!! Not Rathy...NOOOOOOOO !!! All these years and now she tells me.
share with us Rath. everyone loves a good dose of selfishness
I know. Shocking.
An earlier post will clue some of you in. I can't really say too much here, taz, it will be too obvious.
You know who I blame it on Rath..and if you let me, I'll give her a nice swift kick if I ever come face to face with her.
Aww, don't kick her. It's not her fault.
I just miss her so so so much.
Rath is the most giving person I know!!
Why, just YESTERDAY, she gave me a SPLITTING headache, and I didn't even have to ask!
*ba-dum-chick*
Thank you, I'm here all week. Please remember to tip your servers...and remember, there IS a seven drink minimum.
gay jokes just go over my head.
As opposed to gay blokes who give you head?
If your employer can't pay your damn salary, I shouldn't have to make it up in tips!
Um...aren't you one of the singing waitresses at Ellen's, darlin'?
if you're bad at your job, i shouldn't have to pay you for doing it poorly!
Never tip!! If you tip we will keep getting waiters like BorstalBoy
I WISH!!!
Bitches, we are on a ROLL today!
I guess I'm not the only one washing down his Stimerex with an iced coffee.
to make up for all you overtippers, i'm gonna have to balance out the curse and stop tipping altogether. y'all will thank me later.
I tried that line on a hooker once Robb, and it got me a beating
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