It could be worse, we could have all these new twats coming in and posting here.
You like to think, NotScott?
That's not been readily apparent heretofore.
When you're this pretty, you can always find someone else to think for you!
That explains sooo much.
Profitons bien de la jeunesse, Des jours qu'amène le printemps; Aimons, rions, chantons sans cesse, Nous n'avons encor que vingt ans!
And she died two acts later.
A vingt ans.
... Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
Ah, Ciel! Non.
I like men.
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Mon Dieu!
et's-lay eak-spay english-nay.
ok!
what i said was:
Which end does the banana go in?
Answer: The rear end?
Silly Stagey.
First of all, it's not a banana, and second of all, anywhere it wants.
For once, D2 and I agree!
We agree more often than you realize, NotScott.
Well, there's realizing and then there's admitting.
I haven't left my apartment yet today! Yay!
ok, so it's in. Now what do I do?
If you're not having fun, take it out and try again with a plantain. They're firmer!
when do turn legal scott? Do you have a BIG celebration planned?
And by Big celebration, I mean a night of anonymous sex and chemicals.
I've turned legal 3 times!
Akiva
And yet you're still a virgin.
Unfortunately, I still have a few months to go. This weekend was the roommate's big 21st extravaganza, so I have to start planning right now to make sure mine tops it! And when I say tops it... well, you know.
Hah Taz. True enough. Last night I made a determined effort to remedy that. I failed miserably.
Akiva
How do you fail?
It's so easy Akiva. Slip her a roofie, tie her up, and she's good to go.
Roofies AND rope? Sounds like a fun night out to me!
It's what I like to call "chivalry".
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