Is That you In Your Avatar?-Tempting 20- Page 78

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/4/08 at 5:29pm

*grumble*
Though some of them should be put to sleep.

[D2]

Posted: 8/4/08 at 5:32pm

I beg your pardon?

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/4/08 at 5:39pm

I love it when you beg!

[D2]

Posted: 8/4/08 at 5:43pm

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[scott68]

Posted: 8/4/08 at 7:53pm

This thread is so corny these days.


*BA-DUM-PSH*

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/4/08 at 9:52pm

*poker face*






*blink*

[scott68]

Posted: 8/4/08 at 9:56pm

Must... not... make... poke her? joke...

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/4/08 at 10:11pm

Don't quit your night job, scott! Hopefully, this will compensate:

Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, "Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time."

Pat enters the confessional and says, "Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman." The priest asks, "Was it Mrs. Murphy?" "No, Father," was the reply. "Was it Mrs. O'Boyle?" Again the reply was, "No, Father." "Was it Mrs. O'Grady?" Pat said, "Father, I'll not be teling you the lady's name!" So the priest told him to say 2 Hail Mary's for each time he had sinned with the woman.

Back on the street, Mike said, "well, how did you do?" Pat said, "Just fine, I kept my mouth shut and got 3 new prospects!"

Updated On: 8/4/08 at 10:11 PM

[Kasie]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:01am

LOL, stagey, But nothing beats this one:

Why did the cinnamon roll?

[Robos89]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:02am

Hey, KC...why?

[Kasie]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:03am

Because it saw the apple turnover! Get it...

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:04am

deal lord

[Robos89]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:05am

I'm sorry I asked.

[Kasie]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:07am

Pssh, whatever. You know it's a good one. Even though it doesn't really make any sense.

You can thank me later if you want.

[Robos89]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:08am

I'll try it sometime and let you know how things turn out!

[tazber]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:12am

So this blonde (sorry kc) is tired of being called dumb. She goes home and memorizes all the capitals of the states.
At a gathering the next day people are making fun og her for being stupid.
"I'm not dumb, I can recite the capitals of all fifty states" she says.
"ok, what's the capital of Nevada" someone asks her.

She replies:
"N"

[Kasie]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:18am

Ha! I've never heard that one...
My favorite blonde joke:

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

[soapguy17]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:29am

My boss emailed me this link this morning;
BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws,
and while there she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the
back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and "thought it was her brains." She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for
over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blond and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

I just watched Brokeback Mountain for the first time ever. . . .First I cried for like ever. . .now I just want to slap a straight man.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:30am

So, who wants to get, you know, freaky?

[Kasie]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:32am

Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight...

God I love that song.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:33am

haha! Me too!!

I love your av btw kc. My passion

[soapguy17]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:33am

I don't know if I remember how to get freaky. . .it's been such a long time.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:36am

OMG. I remember you!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:37am

Here's my blonde joke contribution:

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb, and one of them calls 911...

Blonde: "We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb."

Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"

Blonde: "Yes."

Operator: "The power in the house in on?"

Blonde: "Of course."

Operator: "And the switch is on?"

Blonde: "Yes, yes."

Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?"

Blonde: "No, it's working fine."

Operator: "Then what's the problem?"

Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves."

[Kasie]

Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:38am

Yours and mine both taz! well, probably more yours than mine, but ya know.

I REALLY need a new piano. Someone dropped a bowling ball on the left side of it. True story.
It still works, but in a funky way.