I'm suddenly reminded of a FAMILY GUY episode where Peter goes to get some potty training books for Stewie. The salesman suggests EVERYBODY POOPS OR "the less popular" NOBODY POOPS BUT YOU. Then Peter explains that he's catholic and the salesman goes, "Ah, then you'll want YOU'RE A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY AND THAT'S CONCENTRATED EVIL COMING OUT THE BACK OF YOU.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia