Is anyone following the Gannon story?
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#26who? like an owl
Posted: 2/17/05 at 1:26pm
Yes, Jacques...it must be one of those two convoluted reasons! It simply must.
I mean, can you suck your own hooha with all the contortionist moves you pull.
Must be something all Republicans are VERY good at.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#28who? like an owl
Posted: 2/17/05 at 1:43pm
Really Jacques. You are simply not allowed to use the very same strategies that the right derides the left for using all the time. I just wish the right-wing blowhards of talk radio would get their panties in a bunch about this the way they STILL have them twisted over the Rather report about Bush's guard duty (still an issue that has never been resolved but Memo-gate was a good distraction from that).
I mean, if it IS a left-wing conspiracy how SAFE is Our Beloved President if any lefty watersports enthusiast like me or Gannon can get such easy access on a day pass??
#29who? like an owl
Posted: 2/17/05 at 1:47pmYou're a watersports enthusiast? That's hot.
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#30who? like an owl
Posted: 2/17/05 at 1:58pm
Very hot. GSA all the way, baby.
Unfortunately, my happiness with myself and my out-of-the-closet life dooms me to a life of near-poverty while the "Jeff" "Gannons" of the world hang out at the Bush White House.
Not that he isn't destined to be a crystal-addled has been within 3 months.*
* "Even my best friend stopped returning my calls. He told me his therapist said I was a 'toxic personality' and that the sockets where my two canine teeth fell out because of the crystal use 'grossed him out' and 'ruined his brunch.'" -- from the forthcoming book, "The Voice is Silenced" by Jeff Gannon, published by Regan Books.
#31who? like an owl
Posted: 2/17/05 at 2:08pm
"Gannons" of the world hang out at the Bush White House.
I don't think he ever hung it out at the White House. That would be uncalled for even in the press pool. I heard he hung it out on the web though.
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#32Republican Morals
Posted: 2/17/05 at 2:54pmJudith Regan wouldn't touch Jeff Gannon's story with a 10-foot hose.
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#33Republican Morals
Posted: 2/17/05 at 3:03pm
I am assuming that Gluckert/Gannon will change his name once again, see the "error of his ways" (again) and write a tell-all book as a "born-again liberal." The only constant in this story is that the man is a whore.
Don't forget that this soldier of the Lord's army gay-baited John Kerry, too! Hypocrite!
Updated On: 2/17/05 at 03:03 PM
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#34Republican Morals
Posted: 2/17/05 at 3:06pmGay-baiters are ALWAYS gay. ALLLLL-WAYS. Roy Cohn. Rick Santorum. John Paulk (though his ex-ganus made that obvious). They hate what they hate most about themselves.
#35Republican Morals
Posted: 2/17/05 at 3:09pm
Let's have a moment of silence (the voice, indeed!) for all those closeted Repubs who work against their own humanity during the day but love to ride the stone pony at night...or the early morning...or the midafternoon at the baths...or really anytime they can because they hope the pounding will expunge them clean of their sins, but nothing...I REPEAT NOTHING...will ever get them clean enough in their own eyes. They shall always be dirty. They shall always be reviled and they shall never know a moments peace.
Small pleasures we pinkos have got these days, but let's delight in them nonetheless.
#37Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/17/05 at 3:18pm
His weekend rate was $1200.
Special rate for closeted Republicans: $2800. Includes keeping his mouth shut.
#38Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/17/05 at 3:57pmWell if he's not going to open his mouth, then who wants him.
#39Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/17/05 at 3:59pm
If you read the fine print, he wants you to open YOUR mouth.
I'm told closeted Republicans prefer it that way.
#40Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/17/05 at 4:03pm
Just call him.....DEEP THROAT!!!
But then his profiles describe him as a "top."
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#41Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/17/05 at 4:09pm
Oy. Like seeing Hamlet's father, damn browsers.
OK... anyway.
That's a shame. Robbie's post makes me sad. While I'm further over on the Kinsey scale than most of my compatriots, I have to say someone who spews hatred, then acts out, is a figure to be pitied.
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#42Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/17/05 at 4:12pmYou're saying that the closeted Republicans are the ones who spew hatred, correct, Jacques?
#43Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/17/05 at 4:30pmGenerally speaking, yes.
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#44Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/17/05 at 5:06pm
As Alice would say "Curiouser and curiouser..."
Eric Boehlert (a great reporter) at Salon kept digging and turned up another interesting fact: "Jeff Gannon" was attending White House press briefings at least as early as 2/18/2003, a FULL MONTH before his "employer" Talon News even existed.
I, for one, cannot wait to find out who in the White House felt it necessary to issue press passes to a right-wing male escort with no journalism experience and no news organization to write for.
#45Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/18/05 at 12:34pm
Here's the video on Jon Stewart on Gannon/Guckert. (It's a WMV file.)
Jon Stewart on Jeff Gannon
#46Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/21/05 at 4:58pm

The always on-target Dan Wasserman weighs in.
More stuff coming out about Gannon and Rove.
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#47Jeff Gannon: Republican Morals for Sale
Posted: 2/21/05 at 5:08pm
Harry Shearer's Le Show played a montage of Gannon's questions in the months leading up to his downfall. It was staggering. How this guy didn't attract attention sooner is beyond me. The "Best" question was, roughly, "Now that we know beyond a shadow of a doubt that George Bush served honorably in the National Gaurd and received an honorable discharge, maybe you can fill us in on his activities when he left the guard? For example, did he tour the country speaking out against his country and the war effort? Did he testify before congress that enlisted men engaged in War Crimes? Did he hang out with Jane Fonda and throw his medals away?"
Wonkette had a useful chart that calculated the number of times the media had run stories on this subject. CNN was first with I think 11, Fox had run 2 (Both after the nude photos surfaced) but most intersting of all, CBS and ABC had run zero....
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