Is beastiality wrong?
Is beastiality wrong?
#0Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 5:17pm
My blue front amazon is looking pretty cute today 
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#1re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 5:27pmBelle seems okay with it.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 5:34pmWhew, one person got me-of course I'm kidding-my parrot and I broke up long ago! ok, ok, this isn't my day to be funny. I can deal with this!
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#3re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 5:36pmI thought it was funny, I just didn't have anything to add.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#4re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 5:41pmI needed that explanation, Shameless, I'm very sensitive.
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#5re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 5:42pmThat woman DID marry a dolphin.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#6re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 5:51pmit never would have worked between Anne Darrow and King Kong
::bust a move::
#7re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 6:02pmI just saw that movie 1 hour ago. They made a cute couple. Was she in love with Kong? It sure looked like she was.
And.....SCENE!
#8re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 6:14pmi'm trying to think of it more as a pet... and i'm hoping thats it...
::bust a move::
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#9re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 6:26pm
By the way, there's no such word as "beastiality."
It's BESTIALITY.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
#10re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 6:27pmWell, she was getting really comfortable with her "pet", Zepka.
And.....SCENE!
#12re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 6:50pmi'm still in love with sylvia ... no matter what everyone says ...
RIP glebby <3
#13re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 7:00pm
"It's BESTIALITY."
Leave it to the expert!
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#14re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 7:02pmAnimals can't really consent...the poor things...
-Anyone want to turn anarchist with me?"Bless you and all who know you, oh wise and penguined one." ~YouWantItWhen????
#15re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 9:39pmPeople, Please stop having it off with your Pets! This is the last refuge of the miserable.
"It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance." -
Elizabeth Taylor
EVIE
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#16re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 10:57pm
"Animals can't really consent...the poor things..."
I agree. I've taken an anthropology class on various sexual practices and we were shown some videos on bestiality. The animals looked terrified and made horrible noises! I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but it was terrible!
#17re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 11:13pmI have gone out with a few assess in my day - does that count?
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#18re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 11:14pm
tie me kangaroo down sport,
beatiality rules, shag a wallaby!
that's what we sing whenever beastiality is mentioned!
Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
EVIE
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#19re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 12/31/05 at 11:15pm
"I have gone out with a few assess in my day - does that count?"
LOL! That is too funny!
#20re: Is beastiality wrong?
Posted: 1/1/06 at 2:02amNo means no...respect the duck's decision and move on.
"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#21re: Is bestiality wrong?
Posted: 1/1/06 at 10:54am
As long as it's platonic I think it's okay.
A kiss would be all right if there's no, like, dog hair or venomous fangs or scales. And so long as the creature doesn't kiss back. Especially with its tongue. (Unless it's a cat and wants to kiss your hand with its tongue, but frankly, that's about like sandpaper.)
Now as for Lyda and the Swan and Katherine the Great and the horse, those are no-nos. At least for Disney.
Clearly it's okay to kiss frog princes.
Europa and the bull coulda been okay because it was really Zeus, except it was the rape of Europa, so that's not kosher.
Updated On: 1/1/06 at 10:54 AM
#22re: Is bestiality wrong?
Posted: 1/1/06 at 11:21amand people wonder why they count sheep when they can't sleep......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
nomdeplume
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
#23re: Is bestiality wrong?
Posted: 1/1/06 at 11:25am
No, no sheep.
Sheep was supposed to be how syphilis got to the Old World.
(via Indians to sailors and so on but let's not get technical)
#24re: Is bestiality wrong?
Posted: 1/1/06 at 11:26am
What are the sheep counting.
Bah bah BAAHHHHH.
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