Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
#0Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 12:22am
Yes, he's a dirty sleazebag, and his politics may be just to the right of PapaLovesMambo, but he's singing like a diva during Tony-voting season, and in the end his testimony will help bring down Bush, Cheney and the Congressional Republicans.
So let's hear ir for the boy--or should I say, the DADDY:
#4re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 12:45am
Not. But, I am sure he will be quite popular in prison and have men lining up to admire him.
Updated On: 1/6/06 at 12:45 AM
#5re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 2:51am
Thank you for this thread. I confess that I find the scuzbucket incredibly hot.
I'm going to gay hell!
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#6re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 2:57am
He qualifies for those fantasies where the subservient one gets to have his 'revenge' on the dominant master.
And it should involve water and electricity.
#7re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 3:00amAs Boy George said of Eminem, "I'd **** him just to hurt him."
MasterLcZ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#8re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 6:12am
Don't forget the nipple clamps, DG.
The man does have NO lips.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#10re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 9:19amPin 'im down, invite the boiz over, and have ourselves a time on his Christian a$$!!!
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#11re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:06amWhat eroded his lips down to their present state of next-to-nothingness? Things going in and out and in again?
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#12re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:10am
Somehow, I am getting the image of an Oz initiation based upon your Avatar Borstal. Can't you just see some lovely symbol being burned into his A$$.
Too bad he will probably go to one of those nice prisons with lawns and real libraries. I would love to see him really pay for his crimes.
Who knows, Karma is a bitch, maybe he will get what he deserves for pimping the entire government.
#13re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:11am
I'm LOVING this thread, despite EdieWasNeverABiologicalLady's attempt to derail it and make it about her mythical sex life.
*PJ sits back as the PMs FLY!*
#14re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:16am
Namo, his body has never fully materialized - he is still trying to find a few souls to suck to get that final full-lipped appearance.
Perhas he "is the one who cannot be named."
PJ - yes, this thread has been fun despite . . .
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#15re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:20am
Great role for Anthony LaPaglia, in the film version. Titles?
"Indian Giving"
"Reservations"
"Oil of DeLay"
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#16re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:31amYou're so right, Aug. Anthony's thin lips have never bothered me in the least when he's appeared in my dreams and kissed me like a real woman.
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#17re: jack abramoff--hot or not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:32amwait, namo's not a woman?
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#18re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:38am
Does he work out? Well, he'll have plenty of time for that at the prison jail...
#20re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:54amwhether he works out or not, he's still hot!
MasterLcZ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#21re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 11:12am
Ray Liotta also has that no-lipped thing goin' on.
As does Rudy Giuliani. Ew.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
#22re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 6:54pm
Not - but it's going to be fun to watch what he has to say.
#23re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 7:09pm
Thanks--I felt terribly conflicted because I thought he was so hot! At least, until he suddenly put on like 40 pounds...
As JRB said, "gay hell" for us!
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#24re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?
Posted: 1/6/06 at 8:06pm
I have to admit that I find he's a hottie!
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Updated On: 1/6/06 at 08:06 PM
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