Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

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Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 12:22am

Yes, he's a dirty sleazebag, and his politics may be just to the right of PapaLovesMambo, but he's singing like a diva during Tony-voting season, and in the end his testimony will help bring down Bush, Cheney and the Congressional Republicans.

So let's hear ir for the boy--or should I say, the DADDY:

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#2

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 12:25am

You should see him out of his suit.

#3

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 12:27am

Talk about your thread spoilers...

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#4

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 12:36am

Oh don't be jealous honey.

#5

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 12:45am

Not. But, I am sure he will be quite popular in prison and have men lining up to admire him.

Updated On: 1/6/06 at 12:45 AM

#6

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 2:51am

Thank you for this thread. I confess that I find the scuzbucket incredibly hot.

I'm going to gay hell!

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re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 2:57am

He qualifies for those fantasies where the subservient one gets to have his 'revenge' on the dominant master.

And it should involve water and electricity.

#8

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 3:00am

As Boy George said of Eminem, "I'd **** him just to hurt him."

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#9

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 6:12am

Don't forget the nipple clamps, DG.

The man does have NO lips.

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#10

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 9:10am

extremely hot!

#11

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 9:19am

Pin 'im down, invite the boiz over, and have ourselves a time on his Christian a$$!!!

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#12

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:06am

What eroded his lips down to their present state of next-to-nothingness? Things going in and out and in again?

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#13

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:10am

Somehow, I am getting the image of an Oz initiation based upon your Avatar Borstal. Can't you just see some lovely symbol being burned into his A$$.

Too bad he will probably go to one of those nice prisons with lawns and real libraries. I would love to see him really pay for his crimes.

Who knows, Karma is a bitch, maybe he will get what he deserves for pimping the entire government.

#14

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:11am

I'm LOVING this thread, despite EdieWasNeverABiologicalLady's attempt to derail it and make it about her mythical sex life.

*PJ sits back as the PMs FLY!*

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#15

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:16am

Namo, his body has never fully materialized - he is still trying to find a few souls to suck to get that final full-lipped appearance.

Perhas he "is the one who cannot be named."

PJ - yes, this thread has been fun despite . . .

#16

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:20am

Great role for Anthony LaPaglia, in the film version. Titles?

"Indian Giving"

"Reservations"

"Oil of DeLay"

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#17

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:31am

You're so right, Aug. Anthony's thin lips have never bothered me in the least when he's appeared in my dreams and kissed me like a real woman.

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re: jack abramoff--hot or not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:32am

wait, namo's not a woman?

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#19

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:38am

Does he work out? Well, he'll have plenty of time for that at the prison jail...

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#20

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:44am

He'll be working something.

#21

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:54am

whether he works out or not, he's still hot!

#22

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 11:12am

Ray Liotta also has that no-lipped thing goin' on.

As does Rudy Giuliani. Ew.

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#23

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 6:54pm

Not - but it's going to be fun to watch what he has to say.

#24

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 7:09pm

Thanks--I felt terribly conflicted because I thought he was so hot! At least, until he suddenly put on like 40 pounds...

As JRB said, "gay hell" for us!

#25

re: Jack Abramoff--Hot or Not?

Posted: 1/6/06 at 8:06pm

I have to admit that I find he's a hottie!

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Updated On: 1/6/06 at 08:06 PM