Jack Me. NOW!- Page 10

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:34pm

Do not be disturbed. Please. Come in. Jack a little. Take a load off. Make some innuendos or, if you're a Cheno fan, an outuendo or two.
Emcee, stalk me anytime.
Beacon, I say one half stalker because she was an ex and she really only did it twice and she kind of sucked at it. It was more of a leaving things for me on my car or my door than following me around like the others.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:36pm

Excellent. I know where you live, so that is indeed a step in the right direction.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:36pm

try the phone calls at 3AM and the really fat letters that would come in the mail with no return addres....

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:10pm

Cookie, we actually had to call the police on my high school stalker to make her stop calling. She would call and hang up if anyone answered but me. Then she'd call right back. For years, I couldn't listen to Bonnie Raitt's "I Can't Make You Love Me" since I often had it played to me over the phone.

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:19pm

Well...I'm a kind and gentle stalker...(right Patrick???!!!)

Cookie...when does Mr. Rask come back?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:22pm

Asshat = My favorite word.
(That's to remind me if I'm ever on Inside the Actor's Studio.)

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:03pm

Why did you suddenly think asshat, CK? Ok, I have a half hour left at work, this is the part where I pretend to be busy while frantically doing nothing.

[Princeton78]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:04pm

I LOVE DOING THAT!
I'm really convincing at it too.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:06pm

Princeton, we'll have to compare notes.
Ok, everyone just left the room so I can blatantly play on BWW now.
Wheeeeee!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:07pm

ok, just got bored and changed the title of the thread. Think it'll stay up?

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:08pm

goddammit, where is MY stalker?!?!?

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:09pm

Right here, baby!

[Princeton78]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:10pm

Is keeping things up a problem for you Bwaysinger?

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:11pm

Lael, will you come be my Magical Change-Hag?

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:14pm

"asshat" seems to be a featured term of endearment on Craigslist, in the Rant & Rave section. There can be some fun reading there.

We'll see if the BWW Censor Census can tolerate this thread title...

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:19pm

You know I will.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:53pm

Oh, authorities were involved?

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:56pm

My stomach hurts.

What IS an asshat? How would one perch what is typically a piece of headgear upon one's ass?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:58pm

you could rub it with oils....

[QueenMuppet]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 6:06pm

Nia, are you trying to jack this thread again? *suspicious look*

QM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 6:08pm

once is never enough....

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 6:09pm

QM, don't pin all the blame on me. We're all jacking each other.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 6:11pm

each other? I thought this was all about bway....

[QueenMuppet]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 6:11pm

Each other? At the same time?

QM

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 6:12pm

THREAD JACK:

If you want to catch Patrick Wilson's fiancee, Dagmara Dominczyk at work:
Tonite (Wed 3/9) at 8pm ET the USA network is re-running the "Pandora" Episode from season four where Dagmara plays a European agent who asists Detective Stabler catch a foreign child pornographer.