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Jack Me. NOW!
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3025Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:42pm
beacon, why am I suddenly singing the following to myself:
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sort
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Nanny!
Many thanks
Sincerely,
Jane and Michael Banks
...actually, a nanny might be just the thing.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#3026Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:44pm
A nanny... I could use one of those 
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3027Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:49pmespecially if the nanny is like Mary...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#3028Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:52pm
Any of you watch any of those Nanny shows. We watch them and somtimes are thankful for the behavior of our kids and sometimes freightened by the similiarities.
Cookis could use a nany for all of his naughty behavior.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3029Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:55pm
Cookie is being naughty? I don't post for a few hours and he starts to misbehave... *sigh*
No, brdlwyr, I don't watch those shows...I watch very little television, actually... (but I can imagine that they're interesting...)
BT, is that Sarah Michelle Gellar?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 4/11/05 at 03:55 PM
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#3030Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:55pm
I want mine to sing and have a talking umbrella and be friends with Dick VanDyke and be able to walk up stairs made of smoke. AND I WANT IT NOW!
Love,
Veruka
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3031Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:00pm
...and she must have gum at ALL TIMES!
love,
Violet Beauregarde
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 4/11/05 at 04:00 PM
#3032Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:02pm
Someone on the street once asked me if I was the kid who played Mike TV all grown up.
I smiled.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3033Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:03pm
...and now you have a son.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#3034Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:05pmI know! I'm so proud of my boy...*choked up teary-eyed*
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#3035Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:05pmMike's mom was so perfectly annoying. Not like my nanny, though, she'll be all raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3036Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:10pm
and my nanny will sing me pretty songs like:
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want, do it
Want to change the world
There's nothing to it...
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be!
...and then she'll give me chocolate and let me go out and play.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 4/11/05 at 04:10 PM
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3038Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:11pm
*clasps hands in glee*
PERFECT!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3040Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:15pm
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?
You'll get no... you'll get no... you'll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 4/11/05 at 04:15 PM
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#3041Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:17pm
We can start a nanny share. If she can fly, the whole multi-city deal shouldn't be a problem.
Addy, you had better be careful when you quote "no commercials"...
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
Updated On: 4/11/05 at 04:17 PM
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3042Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:20pm
she'll absolutely be able to fly!
And maybe she'll even bring me with her once or twice when she goes to nanny you! 
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3044Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:23pm
BT you made me giggle!
And, yes, there is no other Mary but Ms. Dilly! I will start a petition!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#3046Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 4:54pmand I shall play Mr. Michael Banks.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3047Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 5:10pm
oooh... can I be Jane?
Although I do like being a Suffragette! So, perhaps Mrs. Banks is the better option!
We're clearly soldiers in petticoats
And dauntless crusaders for woman's votes
Though we adore men individually
We agree that as a group they're rather stupid!
Cast off the shackles of yesterday!
Shoulder to shoulder into the fray!
Our daughters' daughters will adore us
And they'll sign in grateful chorus
"Well done, Sister Suffragette!"
From Kensington to Billingsgate
One hears the restless cries!
From ev'ry corner of the land:
"Womankind, arise!"
Political equality and equal rights with men!
Take heart! For Missus Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again!
No more the meek and mild subservients we!
We're fighting for our rights, militantly!
Never you fear!
So, cast off the shackles of yesterday!
Shoulder to shoulder into the fray!
Our daughters' daughters will adore us
And they'll sign in grateful chorus
"Well done! Well done!
Well done Sister Suffragette!"
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#3048Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 5:17pm
I do suppose I could be Mr. Banks.
A British bank is run with precision
A British home requires nothing less!
Tradition, discipline, and rules must be the tools
Without them - disorder! Chaos!
Moral disintegration!
In short, we have a ghastly mess!
The children must be molded, shaped and taught
That life's a looming battle to be faced and fought
If they must go on outings
These outings ought to be
Fraught with purpose, yes and practicality!
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3049Jack the Nanny
Posted: 4/11/05 at 5:20pm
oh, but that's just not fun enough for you.
You should be Bert!
Think, wink, and double-blink? Close your eyes and jump!!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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