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Jack Me. NOW!
#3000Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 9:59am
Thanks for posting that. I get to sit down and do my taxes tonight, too...thank god I'm a poor boy and get to file the 1040 EZ form or whatever...
#3001Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:04amOh, if ONLY there were someone in Midtown I could have lunchy-lunch with...hrmm.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3002Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:07amJaily, just come out and say it. It's not like you to beat around the bush...
#3003Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:11am
Ok, fine, be that way. Thwart my attempts to be coy! Hrmph!
Anybody wanna grab a salad or a cocktail this aft?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3004Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:14am
LOL! :)
I would in a HEARTBEAT...but as I work in the butt-crack of Manhattan, I'd never get there and back in my lunch hour.
#3005Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:18am
*titters* You said butt-crack.
It's ok...I found a REAL hot date. Smoldering. SGL-icious, even.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#3006Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:26amJust out of interest Jailyard, have you made one post on this board that hasn't had SOME kind of risque content to it?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#3007Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:30amOf course I have. You just don't remember them because they weren't that interesting. :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3008Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:46am
Jailyard has turned over a new lease on life. No more risque posts!
Why, he's even thinking of changing his came from JailyardGuy to ChurchyardFella.
#3009Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:57am
Your cart is so far ahead of your horse that it might as well be gas-powered. 
New lease, hell. Now get me a damn drink.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3010Jacking the weekend
Posted: 4/11/05 at 11:01am
*Princeton will be in NY one week from today. 
*
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#3012Cracker Jacks
Posted: 4/11/05 at 12:01pm
Hmmm....guess that killed this thread. 
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
#3013Cracker Jacks
Posted: 4/11/05 at 12:18pmI'm taking out a second mortgage on my life...
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
#3014Cracker Jacks
Posted: 4/11/05 at 12:52pmI wonder if there's an incredibly rich person whose life I can sublet...
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#3016Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:01pmAh, what the hey...let's jack it up to the top again!
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#3017Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:02pmyour thread perhaps, but certainly not interest rates....
#3018Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:03pm
No, those are going up. Along with our gasoline prices and, for certain, sales taxes. :)
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#3019Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:04pmI have an adjustable mortgage and am getting jacked.
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#3020Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:28pm
*looks at W-2. Weeps*
Wanted: 1 Rich Husband for marriage of convenience with benefits...
Must have unlimited financial resources, a good sense of humor, and the ability to sense PMS from a 10-mile radius. High tolerance for all things Patrick Wilson is necessary and is not negotiable.
Successful applicant will get home-cooked meals (by live-in staff), a Pinochele partner, and free genealogy research on their family tree. Must travel a lot and not be "underfoot" all the time. No smoking/drinking/drugs. Hygiene important.
Resume, bank information, credit report, physician's evaluation, and personal references must be presented upon request.
*stops and ponders---should she be more specific...???*
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#3021Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:30pmDo you have any physical requirements in this husband? I like much of what you are looking for yourself...perhaps I should co-opt your personal ad here...
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#3022Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:32pm
Breathing
and hygienic
Perhaps I should edit it to schange "with benefits" to "with benefits to be determined at a later date" in case I need to draw the line.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Updated On: 4/11/05 at 03:32 PM
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kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#3024Jackin' at the IRS
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:36pm
I've got until June to swing that one...then Dagmara has claim on him...
*weeps*
*plots*
*weeps*
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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