Jack Me. NOW!- Page 121

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 9:59am

Thanks for posting that. I get to sit down and do my taxes tonight, too...thank god I'm a poor boy and get to file the 1040 EZ form or whatever...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:04am

Oh, if ONLY there were someone in Midtown I could have lunchy-lunch with...hrmm.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:07am

Jaily, just come out and say it. It's not like you to beat around the bush...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:11am

Ok, fine, be that way. Thwart my attempts to be coy! Hrmph!

Anybody wanna grab a salad or a cocktail this aft?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:14am

LOL! :)
I would in a HEARTBEAT...but as I work in the butt-crack of Manhattan, I'd never get there and back in my lunch hour.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:18am

*titters* You said butt-crack.

It's ok...I found a REAL hot date. Smoldering. SGL-icious, even.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:26am

Just out of interest Jailyard, have you made one post on this board that hasn't had SOME kind of risque content to it?

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:30am

Of course I have. You just don't remember them because they weren't that interesting. :)

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:46am

Jailyard has turned over a new lease on life. No more risque posts!

Why, he's even thinking of changing his came from JailyardGuy to ChurchyardFella.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 10:57am

Your cart is so far ahead of your horse that it might as well be gas-powered.

New lease, hell. Now get me a damn drink.

[Princeton78]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 11:01am

*Princeton will be in NY one week from today. *

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 11:29am

new lease on life? can't one just sublet?

[Princeton78]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 12:01pm

Hmmm....guess that killed this thread.

[ElTico68]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 12:18pm

I'm taking out a second mortgage on my life...

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 12:52pm

I wonder if there's an incredibly rich person whose life I can sublet...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 12:56pm

interest rates are still low, but rising....

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:01pm

Ah, what the hey...let's jack it up to the top again!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:02pm

your thread perhaps, but certainly not interest rates....

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:03pm

No, those are going up. Along with our gasoline prices and, for certain, sales taxes. :)

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:04pm

I have an adjustable mortgage and am getting jacked.

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:28pm

*looks at W-2. Weeps*

Wanted: 1 Rich Husband for marriage of convenience with benefits...

Must have unlimited financial resources, a good sense of humor, and the ability to sense PMS from a 10-mile radius. High tolerance for all things Patrick Wilson is necessary and is not negotiable.

Successful applicant will get home-cooked meals (by live-in staff), a Pinochele partner, and free genealogy research on their family tree. Must travel a lot and not be "underfoot" all the time. No smoking/drinking/drugs. Hygiene important.

Resume, bank information, credit report, physician's evaluation, and personal references must be presented upon request.

*stops and ponders---should she be more specific...???*

Updated On: 4/11/05 at 03:28 PM

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:30pm

Do you have any physical requirements in this husband? I like much of what you are looking for yourself...perhaps I should co-opt your personal ad here...

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:32pm

Breathing
and hygienic

Perhaps I should edit it to schange "with benefits" to "with benefits to be determined at a later date" in case I need to draw the line.

Updated On: 4/11/05 at 03:32 PM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:33pm

beacon: Initials must be P.W.

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:36pm

I've got until June to swing that one...then Dagmara has claim on him...

*weeps*

*plots*

*weeps*