*looks at W-2. Weeps*
Wanted: 1 Rich Husband for marriage of convenience with benefits...
Must have unlimited financial resources, a good sense of humor, and the ability to sense PMS from a 10-mile radius. High tolerance for all things Patrick Wilson is necessary and is not negotiable.
Successful applicant will get home-cooked meals (by live-in staff), a Pinochele partner, and free genealogy research on their family tree. Must travel a lot and not be "underfoot" all the time. No smoking/drinking/drugs. Hygiene important.
Resume, bank information, credit report, physician's evaluation, and personal references must be presented upon request.
*stops and ponders---should she be more specific...???*
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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Updated On: 4/11/05 at 03:28 PM