Singer, there's a whole thread on this board that doesn't share your sentiments.
Eww, Poppy. Eww eww eww.
Although, I guess for the sake of making people believe I'm hot, I should say I love to imagine myself at a nudist colony.
If I'm going to a nude resort then I want one of these: (from DailyCandy)
You Want a Tattoo Where?
We wrote about the Brazilian bikini wax. And you thought, been there, done that.
Then we wrote about the Sphynx, and you raised an eyebrow. (Because that was the only place you had any hair left.)
Then we got into accessorizing: First the thong clip, and everyone cheered.
Then the pearl thong. And everyone blushed (but secretly ran out to buy one.)
Now the latest in grooming. The crystal-tattoo bikini wax.
Brazilian or regular waxing: It's your call. Once you've bared all, Gilah Gurovitsch, esthetician extraordinaire, will apply a heart, a star, a snowflake, or whatever design you desire (maybe your honey's initials?) using Swarovski-crystal tattoos, on your stomach, on your back, or wherever you dare. Tattoos last approximately five days.
Addy, that's just.................wrong.
but I wasn't planning a trip to a nude resort eight months ago...
there's a crystal "spa" down on Broadway past Bleecker....
a crystal adventure...
Cookie and I will meet you guys after we go to Nickel. You can have the crystal spa.
I did think about getting a henna tattoo for the heck of it, just to see how it looks and so it won't be permanent.
unfortunately, VERY typical placement. ON my arm, I'm sure.
Hehe. Oh, Cookie, I can't say what's in my head on this board...
Not me! I'm not too far from you, Cookie. Just close enough to get to the tattoo shop and advise them on correct placement for Cookie's Tattoo...
*closes the door to give Cookie and Bway some privacy*
bws... that was a little disturbing... imagining Tatoo on Cookie's uptown...
Bway, I can assure you - I don't!
oh, you WANTED me to watch?
hehe! Uh...no, whatever made you think that?
*Blinks innocently*
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