Jack Me. NOW!
#3126Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:50amSinger, there's a whole thread on this board that doesn't share your sentiments.
#3127Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:51am
Eww, Poppy. Eww eww eww.
Although, I guess for the sake of making people believe I'm hot, I should say I love to imagine myself at a nudist colony.
#3128Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:52am
If I'm going to a nude resort then I want one of these: (from DailyCandy)
You Want a Tattoo Where?
We wrote about the Brazilian bikini wax. And you thought, been there, done that.
Then we wrote about the Sphynx, and you raised an eyebrow. (Because that was the only place you had any hair left.)
Then we got into accessorizing: First the thong clip, and everyone cheered.
Then the pearl thong. And everyone blushed (but secretly ran out to buy one.)
Now the latest in grooming. The crystal-tattoo bikini wax.
Brazilian or regular waxing: It's your call. Once you've bared all, Gilah Gurovitsch, esthetician extraordinaire, will apply a heart, a star, a snowflake, or whatever design you desire (maybe your honey's initials?) using Swarovski-crystal tattoos, on your stomach, on your back, or wherever you dare. Tattoos last approximately five days.
#3129Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:53am
Addy, that's just.................wrong.
#3131Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:55am
but I wasn't planning a trip to a nude resort eight months ago...
#3132Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:56amthere's a crystal "spa" down on Broadway past Bleecker....
#3133Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:58ama crystal adventure...
#3135Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:16am
Cookie and I will meet you guys after we go to Nickel. You can have the crystal spa.
I did think about getting a henna tattoo for the heck of it, just to see how it looks and so it won't be permanent.
#3137Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:22am
unfortunately, VERY typical placement. ON my arm, I'm sure.
#3139Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:53amHehe. Oh, Cookie, I can't say what's in my head on this board...
#3141Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:59amNot me! I'm not too far from you, Cookie. Just close enough to get to the tattoo shop and advise them on correct placement for Cookie's Tattoo...
#3143Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:02pm
*closes the door to give Cookie and Bway some privacy*
#3145Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:06pmbws... that was a little disturbing... imagining Tatoo on Cookie's uptown...
#3146Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:07pmBway, I can assure you - I don't!
#3148Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:15pmoh, you WANTED me to watch?
#3149Nudity Jack
Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:16pm
hehe! Uh...no, whatever made you think that?
*Blinks innocently*
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