Jack Me. NOW! — Page 127

#3151

Nudity Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:17pm

I'm being watched?

#3152

Nudity Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:19pm

I'm not watching!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#3153

Nudity Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:23pm

If I'm being watched, I may have to put on a lab coat...

#3154

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:24pm

As long as that's all you put on.

#3155

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:28pm

why? are we playing doctor?

#3156

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:30pm

Wow. That's not what I was thinking but now that you've suggested it...

#3157

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:30pm

Has anyone seen the movie "Closer"?
Natalie Portman is hot.

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Hamlet's father.

#3158

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:31pm

Epic t*ts and all

#3159

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:33pm

Natalie doesn't really have "epic t*ts" (though I likes 'em on the smaller side) but she certainly has an Epic Ass.

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Hamlet's father.

#3160

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:36pm

I love both of those epics. Someone should write a song about them?

#3161

Jacking Closer

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:37pm

Closer: The Musical?

#3162

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:37pm

I think they have already. It would be way wittier if I could come up with a title right now, but I'm drawing a blank

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Hamlet's father.

#3163

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:40pm

[VAL]
Dance: ten; Looks; three.
And I' still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.

"Dance: ten; Looks; three,"
I like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy...

Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.

Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours.

#3164

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:40pm

Closer: The Musical, hot!
Casting...

I demand Kerry Butler portray Alice/Jane.

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Hamlet's father.

#3165

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:44pm

She was totally hot in that.

I had her epic t*ts line as my signature for a while.
I would even consider hopping the fence for her.

I loved her pink hair.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#3166

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:46pm

Well pink yes, but I was a fan of most of her hairstyles, she looked quite nice in blonde as well.

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Hamlet's father.

#3167

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:47pm

Hmm. Decided to try a name change for the main title. Thoughts?
Suggestions? Title jacks?

#3168

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:48pm

I got confused there for a second... ok, six... I need another cup of coffee.

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Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

#3169

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:48pm

is that an order or a request, bway?

#3170

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:49pm

It caught me, too, ElTico...

ck, she was terrific in that film.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#3171

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:55pm

BWS - thanks for the order, but do not need that today.

#3172

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 12:59pm

If you insist.

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Hamlet's father.

#3173

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 1:08pm

http://www.collegehumor.com/?update_id=194

This is an amusing post littered with, and about our favorite F-Word.

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Hamlet's father.

#3174

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 1:18pm

crap! I can't open that in the office.

note to self: open when you get home tonight

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#3175

Cracker Jack

Posted: 4/12/05 at 2:47pm

Darn the man's Websense blocker! ARGH!
Oh, well, I hope you will gently remind us of this link tonight, CK, so I may open it.