ok, time to jack my own conversation. My cell was cut off. Just called them to find out (I'm so bad at making payments sometimes, like when i'm broke). Turns out they turned my phone service off...because I owe them $2.27. I hate Sprint. Never, EVER use them for anything. They are forming the new axis of Evil along with Starbucks and Donald Trump's combover.
I intend to switch as soon as I can get out of my contract with them. They gave me a buttload of extra minutes and stuff not long ago and was literally $5 more per month...along with a new contract. ICK!
I want to follow in Idina's footsteps. I suppose that means I must be Elphie at some point. As long as they lower the role by a major third, I'll be fine.