Jack Me. NOW! — Page 16

#376

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:01am

What's the highest number? 8 or 10?

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#377

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:02am

6 is the highest number

#378

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:03am

and...
"1 is the lonliest number..."

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#379

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:03am

I guess that makes me a 6 then.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#380

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:08am

*Rubs chest suggestively*
Come on Rath... you aren't even remotely attracted to this Ziemba loving piece of 100% American manbeef?

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#381

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:08am

You never did anything with a guy, Rath? If you did anything at all, you won't be a perfect 6. :) This is why Kinsey was so interesting, because his scale really shows how fluid sexuality actually is for the vast majority of people.

#382

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:10am

or why women's studies discuss a lesbian continuum....

#383

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:11am

What constitutes "anything"? Most I ever did with a guy was neck.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#384

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:13am

that's still something

#385

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:14am

So I'm a 5.9?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#386

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:16am

I feel like I'm watching figure skating scoring....

#387

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:17am

If it was a figure skating score, I'd be a -5.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#388

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:19am

oh, because it's essentially choreographed dancing on ice, right?

#389

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:20am

You are so very correct.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#390

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:22am

Rath, hon... I just added this event, for you.
https://www.broadwayworld.com/showinfo.cfm?showid=551

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#391

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:23am

Gah. I'm so in love with her...

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#392

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:26am

5.99

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#393

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:30am

Could you find out how much it would be for her to come do a concert at my apartment? Thanks.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#394

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:30am

Loving Maureen McGovern slides you towards a 6? I didn't know she was a lesbian icon. :)

#395

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:32am

And knowingly help you violate your own restraining order? Never!

1) You need to set up a famous NFP theatre company
2) Then have a Gala benefit in your apartment.

Let me know when step one is up and running.

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#396

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:32am

She's this lesbian's icon.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#397

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:33am

*rimshot*

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Hamlet's father.

#398

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:34am

oh my god. There are too many things to laugh about on this thread right now. Must.maintain.control.plant.engineers.don't.have.sense.of.humor...

#399

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:35am

ckeaton, you're making this way too complicated. Just send her over! I can't wait any longer!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#400

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:40am

Rath, there's a slight edge of horny desperation in your last post that is very hot.

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