ok, that's it. I am, without question, the BIGGEST idiot who ever lived.
...I just went to get a cup of coffee from the coffee machine in our little kitchen, and I didn't realize that they changed the machine last week. Our old machine used to have a cup drop down which would then be filled with the selection. Um...now the cup doesn't drop down. You have to put one in the dispenser. Except I didn't realize that. So, I pressed the button and walked away to get a snack from the vending machine, only to return to see coffee pouring out of the machine and all over the floor.
Sadly, the biggest tease in the office was there, too. (Fortunately, I'm his boss...which may buy me his silence)
So, where's my crown? Miss Idiot 2005
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