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#4101

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Posted: 4/24/05 at 11:59pm

That's perfect for Cookie!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4102

Cheers, Cookie!

Happy Birthday!

At words poetic I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest - unexpressed.
I hate parading my serenading,
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you how great you are.

You're the top! you're the Collosseum,
You're the top! you're the Louvre Museum,
You're the melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare Sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse!

You're the Nile! You're the Tow'r of Pisa,
You're the smile, of the Mona Lisa!
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop!
But if baby I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top, you're Mahatma Gandhi,
You're the top! you're Napoleon brandy,
You're the purple light, of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery, you're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane!

You're sublime, you're a turkey dinner,
You're the time, of the Derby Winner,
I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop;
But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top!

You're the top, you're a Waldorf salad
You're the top, you're a Berlin ballad
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire
You're an O'Neill drama, you're Whistler's mama, you're camembert

You're a rose, you're inferno's Dante
You're the nose, on the great Durante
I'm a mazy lout who is just about to stop
But if baby I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4103

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:29am

Aw shucks....

#4104

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:38am

*hums Pop-U-Lar to herself....*

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4105

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:41am

that's cuz you are...

#4106

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:45am

um, NO, it's a song for YOU!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4107

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:54am

but that doesn't make sense, as the song is sung in the first person....

#4108

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 1:01am

well, I'm pretending I'm you!

Happy Anniversary to my sister and brother-in-law, as well. 18 happy years... I raise a glass in their honor.

And to K's darling friend from Chicago! Happy Birthday to M.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4109

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:47am

ok...people need to get their butts on the board today and save me from my unbearable sense of boredom.
And doom. Let me make it sound absolutely horrible.

#4110

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:51am

My horoscope:
You've got the fever -- big time. You want out, you don't want to be alone and you want beautiful surroundings. Choose someone who's just as appealing to go for the ride.

Ok, who wants to go for a ride with me to a place with beautiful surroundings?

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 4/25/05 at 08:51 AM

#4111

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:52am

I.am.so.there.

I need out of here! I've hardly been at work two hours and I'm already screaming.

#4112

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:53am

Today's 'scope:
If you didn't find yesterday's activity exciting enough -- especially in the romance department -- you'll definitely be satisfied today. Someone you find irresistible is about to let you know the feelings are more than mutual.

Odd, considering my hot date(s) were Saturday...yesterday was anything but a romantic day.

But I wonder if this horoscope is referring to my Future Boyfriend?

#4113

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:55am

well, I had a hot date yesterday. Not at the romantic stage, yet. But it was lovely...

Now about that future boyfriend of yours, Bway...

and, where should we go on our above-referenced roadtrip?

(I am gearing up for an intense week, so am enjoying this moment of fantasy...)

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 4/25/05 at 08:55 AM

#4114

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:02am

You know the FuBo, Addy.

I don't care where we go on a roadtrip, although that place you mentioned for the weekend sounds nice. Anything with trees and animals and preferably no skyscrapers.

#4115

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:02am

bway...I forgot that we share the same horoscope. *goes and waits by the phone for Matty's call*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4116

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:07am

I do know the FuBo...and I think he is FAB, FAB, FAB!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4117

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:08am

LOL! BOOOOBs, did you have a romantic yesterday? I guess I missed out on that one...
Yes, Addy, he is fab. Many times. And his birthday is also coming up...

#4118

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:22am

When, when, when? You know how I love to fuss over birthdays...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4119

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:30am

No Romance yesterday either bway....we should've got together to take care of that...LOL !!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4120

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:33am

I am a little scared to ask this new fellow his birthday...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4121

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:39am

Addy..I'd still be a little nervous if he was a Cancerian...and if he is born on that certain day in June...the one you don't like to speak of...run !!!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4122

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:40am

oh, Boobs! What are the odds?

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4123

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:43am

With you, Addy, you should know better than to ask that question! :)
Your life is full of us Cancerians, I think.

#4124

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:47am

Addy..what were the odds that you would date as many men as you did with that Birthday? And us Cancerians are all around you.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4125

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Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:53am

I do love my Cancerians...

Yippee! I am getting a new laptop at work today. Now I just need to upgrade at home and I will be all set...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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