Jack Me. NOW!
#4100Jacking parties
Posted: 4/24/05 at 11:59pmThat's perfect for Cookie!
#4101Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:03am
Cheers, Cookie!
Happy Birthday!
At words poetic I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest - unexpressed.
I hate parading my serenading,
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you how great you are.
You're the top! you're the Collosseum,
You're the top! you're the Louvre Museum,
You're the melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare Sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse!
You're the Nile! You're the Tow'r of Pisa,
You're the smile, of the Mona Lisa!
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop!
But if baby I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
You're the top, you're Mahatma Gandhi,
You're the top! you're Napoleon brandy,
You're the purple light, of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery, you're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane!
You're sublime, you're a turkey dinner,
You're the time, of the Derby Winner,
I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop;
But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top!
You're the top, you're a Waldorf salad
You're the top, you're a Berlin ballad
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire
You're an O'Neill drama, you're Whistler's mama, you're camembert
You're a rose, you're inferno's Dante
You're the nose, on the great Durante
I'm a mazy lout who is just about to stop
But if baby I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
#4103Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:38am*hums Pop-U-Lar to herself....*
#4105Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:45amum, NO, it's a song for YOU!
#4106Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:54ambut that doesn't make sense, as the song is sung in the first person....
#4107Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 1:01am
well, I'm pretending I'm you!
Happy Anniversary to my sister and brother-in-law, as well. 18 happy years... I raise a glass in their honor.
And to K's darling friend from Chicago! Happy Birthday to M.
#4108Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:47am
ok...people need to get their butts on the board today and save me from my unbearable sense of boredom.
And doom. Let me make it sound absolutely horrible.
#4109Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:51am
My horoscope:
You've got the fever -- big time. You want out, you don't want to be alone and you want beautiful surroundings. Choose someone who's just as appealing to go for the ride.
Ok, who wants to go for a ride with me to a place with beautiful surroundings?
#4110Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:52am
I.am.so.there.
I need out of here! I've hardly been at work two hours and I'm already screaming.
#4111Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:53am
Today's 'scope:
If you didn't find yesterday's activity exciting enough -- especially in the romance department -- you'll definitely be satisfied today. Someone you find irresistible is about to let you know the feelings are more than mutual.
Odd, considering my hot date(s) were Saturday...yesterday was anything but a romantic day.
But I wonder if this horoscope is referring to my Future Boyfriend?
#4112Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:55am
well, I had a hot date yesterday. Not at the romantic stage, yet. But it was lovely...
Now about that future boyfriend of yours, Bway...
and, where should we go on our above-referenced roadtrip?
(I am gearing up for an intense week, so am enjoying this moment of fantasy...)
#4113Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:02am
You know the FuBo, Addy.
I don't care where we go on a roadtrip, although that place you mentioned for the weekend sounds nice. Anything with trees and animals and preferably no skyscrapers.
#4114Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:02ambway...I forgot that we share the same horoscope. *goes and waits by the phone for Matty's call*
#4115Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:07am
I do know the FuBo...and I think he is FAB, FAB, FAB!
#4116Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:08am
LOL! BOOOOBs, did you have a romantic yesterday? I guess I missed out on that one...
Yes, Addy, he is fab. Many times. And his birthday is also coming up...
#4117Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:22amWhen, when, when? You know how I love to fuss over birthdays...
#4118Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:30amNo Romance yesterday either bway....we should've got together to take care of that...LOL !!!
#4119Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:33amI am a little scared to ask this new fellow his birthday...
#4120Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:39amAddy..I'd still be a little nervous if he was a Cancerian...and if he is born on that certain day in June...the one you don't like to speak of...run !!!!
#4121Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:40amoh, Boobs! What are the odds?
#4122Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:43am
With you, Addy, you should know better than to ask that question! :)
Your life is full of us Cancerians, I think.
#4123Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:47am
Addy..what were the odds that you would date as many men as you did with that Birthday? And us Cancerians are all around you.
#4124Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:53am
I do love my Cancerians...
Yippee! I am getting a new laptop at work today. Now I just need to upgrade at home and I will be all set...
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