Jack Me. NOW!- Page 165
Jack Me. NOW!
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4100Jacking parties
Posted: 4/24/05 at 11:59pmThat's perfect for Cookie!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4101Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:03am
Cheers, Cookie!
Happy Birthday!
At words poetic I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest - unexpressed.
I hate parading my serenading,
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you how great you are.
You're the top! you're the Collosseum,
You're the top! you're the Louvre Museum,
You're the melody from a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare Sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse!
You're the Nile! You're the Tow'r of Pisa,
You're the smile, of the Mona Lisa!
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop!
But if baby I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
You're the top, you're Mahatma Gandhi,
You're the top! you're Napoleon brandy,
You're the purple light, of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery, you're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane!
You're sublime, you're a turkey dinner,
You're the time, of the Derby Winner,
I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop;
But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top!
You're the top, you're a Waldorf salad
You're the top, you're a Berlin ballad
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire
You're an O'Neill drama, you're Whistler's mama, you're camembert
You're a rose, you're inferno's Dante
You're the nose, on the great Durante
I'm a mazy lout who is just about to stop
But if baby I'm the bottom,
You're the top!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4103Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:38am*hums Pop-U-Lar to herself....*
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4105Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:45amum, NO, it's a song for YOU!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#4106Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 12:54ambut that doesn't make sense, as the song is sung in the first person....
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4107Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 1:01am
well, I'm pretending I'm you!
Happy Anniversary to my sister and brother-in-law, as well. 18 happy years... I raise a glass in their honor.
And to K's darling friend from Chicago! Happy Birthday to M. 
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4108Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:47am
ok...people need to get their butts on the board today and save me from my unbearable sense of boredom.
And doom. Let me make it sound absolutely horrible.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4109Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:51am
My horoscope:
You've got the fever -- big time. You want out, you don't want to be alone and you want beautiful surroundings. Choose someone who's just as appealing to go for the ride.
Ok, who wants to go for a ride with me to a place with beautiful surroundings?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 4/25/05 at 08:51 AM
#4110Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:52am
I.am.so.there.
I need out of here! I've hardly been at work two hours and I'm already screaming.
#4111Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:53am
Today's 'scope:
If you didn't find yesterday's activity exciting enough -- especially in the romance department -- you'll definitely be satisfied today. Someone you find irresistible is about to let you know the feelings are more than mutual.
Odd, considering my hot date(s) were Saturday...yesterday was anything but a romantic day.
But I wonder if this horoscope is referring to my Future Boyfriend?
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4112Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 8:55am
well, I had a hot date yesterday. Not at the romantic stage, yet. But it was lovely...
Now about that future boyfriend of yours, Bway...
and, where should we go on our above-referenced roadtrip?
(I am gearing up for an intense week, so am enjoying this moment of fantasy...)
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 4/25/05 at 08:55 AM
#4113Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:02am
You know the FuBo, Addy. 
I don't care where we go on a roadtrip, although that place you mentioned for the weekend sounds nice. Anything with trees and animals and preferably no skyscrapers.
#4114Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:02ambway...I forgot that we share the same horoscope. *goes and waits by the phone for Matty's call*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4115Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:07am
I do know the FuBo...and I think he is FAB, FAB, FAB!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4116Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:08am
LOL! BOOOOBs, did you have a romantic yesterday? I guess I missed out on that one...
Yes, Addy, he is fab. Many times. And his birthday is also coming up...
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4117Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:22amWhen, when, when? You know how I love to fuss over birthdays...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4118Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:30amNo Romance yesterday either bway....we should've got together to take care of that...LOL !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4119Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:33amI am a little scared to ask this new fellow his birthday...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4120Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:39amAddy..I'd still be a little nervous if he was a Cancerian...and if he is born on that certain day in June...the one you don't like to speak of...run !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4121Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:40amoh, Boobs! What are the odds?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4122Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:43am
With you, Addy, you should know better than to ask that question! :)
Your life is full of us Cancerians, I think.
#4123Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:47am
Addy..what were the odds that you would date as many men as you did with that Birthday? And us Cancerians are all around you.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4124Jacking parties
Posted: 4/25/05 at 9:53am
I do love my Cancerians...
Yippee! I am getting a new laptop at work today. Now I just need to upgrade at home and I will be all set...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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