Jack Me. NOW! — Page 19

#451

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:11pm

LOL! Oh, yeah, I had absolutely no interest in Chitty until he was cast. Now I'm very excited about seeing it!

#452

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:13pm

or if he jacks it himself...

#453

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:17pm

I am more than willing to take matters into my own hands.
Now, where is Matters?

#454

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:20pm

but sharing is caring

#455

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:35pm

One time at WICKED I started masturbating when Idina was singing, does that count?

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#456

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:36pm

of course, munk.

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

#457

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:38pm

You know, Emcee, when he used the M-word and you said Munk, I just thought, "wow, those two words should never be that close together."

But welcome to the jack thread, Munkustrap. Please feel free to jack here. We don't judge, we encourage!

#458

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:40pm

Well, sometimes when I'm drunk I take my thong off and pop my ass pimples. And I love Oprah Winfrey. I'm hungry.

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#459

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:40pm

if that floats your boat, munk....

#460

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:42pm

Wow. Munk, this is the jack thread, not the Oprah Appreciation board.
Thanks for another jack-worthy image, though...

#461

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:44pm

one would think you could see all of your a$$ pimples even with the thong on....

#462

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:46pm

Cookie, I think he might have mean hemorrhoids....

#463

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:47pm

No, I meant pimples, but I prefer to be nude when I pop them. I was referring to pimples, but I do have hems as well - they're just really hard to pop. I usually have to squat over a mirror with a razor blade - it's the only way.

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#464

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 4:51pm

then he does have mean hemmaroids...

#465

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 5:17pm

Yak.

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#466

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 5:20pm

yakkity yak

#467

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 5:28pm

Jack this Yak

#468

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 5:30pm

You know, they have to jack yaks for artificial insemination for girl yaks

#469

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 5:46pm

Guys I need some advice about an urgent medical issue. For some reason, my penis is shrinking, and I don't know what to do about it. Just this morning it was 9 inches....now, it's less than an inch. Should I eat lots of broccoli or something?

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"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

#470

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/11/05 at 6:55pm

You don't know Jack!

#471

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:27am

Michael Arden. The man about town.

Jacked...

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 3/12/05 at 10:27 AM

#472

Jacks Well with Others

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:05am

Undi! You shouldn't be seeing that. You should be joining them.

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#473

Group Jack!

Posted: 3/12/05 at 12:37pm

Come on! Everybody! Jack!

#474

Group Jack!

Posted: 3/12/05 at 12:41pm

hm.... where to take this with my oh-so amazing skills.... :-P

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

#475

Group Jack!

Posted: 3/12/05 at 12:42pm

Emcee, do you prefer to Jack alone or in the company of others? It can be fun both ways.