Jack Me. NOW! — Page 17

#401

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:42am

Damn right there is.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#402

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:44am

I'm surprised the web market hasn't recognized the potential of a lesbians.com or some such. There's plenty of that out there for the boys...Or, you could just call what I saw last night on TV, Red Hot Boys and Girls...Hey, it's only a long distance phone call...

#403

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:45am

horny desperation?

#404

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:50am

I can often be found in the description of that term in colloquial dictionaries, Cookie.

#405

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:50am

I'd love to know what demographic the marketing program sees that is putting a banner add for 'K&N High-Flow Air Filters & Intake Kits' on a Broadway site. I'm sure many of the city folks on this board don't even have cars, much less ones that they are souping up with intake kits. Anyone ever jack up your Acura?

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Hamlet's father.

#406

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:57am

jacking up my Acura? is that like pimping my ride?

#407

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:09pm

Like it... indeed. Also related to "Cranking your Camry" and "Hooking-up your Honda"

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Hamlet's father.

#408

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:13pm

is it also akin to Lubing your Limo? How about Merkin' your Mazda?

#409

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:15pm

ok. Not good to read this thread while eating hot food.

#410

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:42pm

My college Mazda had a merkin. Well it was the back seat, and some fool had burned a hole in my fine upholstery... so I threw a lovely blanket over it. And a merkin'ed Mazda was born.

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Hamlet's father.

#411

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:55pm

Still waiting on a fee scale to have Maureen come to my apt. and perform...sing, I mean...

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#412

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:57pm

She'll do it for $5000 an hour.

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Hamlet's father.

#413

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:58pm

*Calls up bank loan officer*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#414

re: Please jack this thread!

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:00pm

*Calls up NYPD officer*

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Hamlet's father.

#415

Jackin' for Jesus

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:00pm

I thought about changing the thread title but then I realized this would probably be the subject header to get us booted. So I just put it in here instead.
*JACK*

#416

Jackin' for Jesus

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:01pm

Why don't you want me to have any happiness, ck?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#417

Jackin' for Jesus

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:02pm

because he finds your desperate horniness hot

#418

Jackin' for Jesus

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:04pm

did you work it while you merked it, ck? Or merk it while you worked it?

#419

Jackin' for Jesus

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:06pm

But cookie, don't you think he'd find the idea of Maureen..uh...singing to me even hotter?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#420

Jackin' for Jesus

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:36pm

Is it me or are we desperate horndog theatre loves capable of making any verb into an innuendo?

#421

Jackin' for Jesus

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:39pm

Why, I'm sure I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#422

Jews Jackin' for Jesus Joyfully.

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:39pm

It's true. And I LOVE it.

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Hamlet's father.

#423

Jews Jackin' for Jesus Joyfully.

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:41pm

bway... Inneundo? Really??

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#424

Jews Jackin' for Jesus Joyfully.

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:43pm

oh, true, who am I kidding? It ain't innuendo, it's full-blown come-ons and naughty comments.
But that's so much more fun than being vague...

#425

Jews Jackin' for Jesus Joyfully.

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:43pm

I love full-blown come-ons.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."