Jack Me. NOW!- Page 17

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:42am

Damn right there is.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:44am

I'm surprised the web market hasn't recognized the potential of a lesbians.com or some such. There's plenty of that out there for the boys...Or, you could just call what I saw last night on TV, Red Hot Boys and Girls...Hey, it's only a long distance phone call...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:45am

horny desperation?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:50am

I can often be found in the description of that term in colloquial dictionaries, Cookie.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:50am

I'd love to know what demographic the marketing program sees that is putting a banner add for 'K&N High-Flow Air Filters & Intake Kits' on a Broadway site. I'm sure many of the city folks on this board don't even have cars, much less ones that they are souping up with intake kits. Anyone ever jack up your Acura?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:57am

jacking up my Acura? is that like pimping my ride?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:09pm

Like it... indeed. Also related to "Cranking your Camry" and "Hooking-up your Honda"

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:13pm

is it also akin to Lubing your Limo? How about Merkin' your Mazda?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:15pm

ok. Not good to read this thread while eating hot food.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:42pm

My college Mazda had a merkin. Well it was the back seat, and some fool had burned a hole in my fine upholstery... so I threw a lovely blanket over it. And a merkin'ed Mazda was born.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:55pm

Still waiting on a fee scale to have Maureen come to my apt. and perform...sing, I mean...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:57pm

She'll do it for $5000 an hour.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:58pm

*Calls up bank loan officer*

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:00pm

*Calls up NYPD officer*

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:00pm

I thought about changing the thread title but then I realized this would probably be the subject header to get us booted. So I just put it in here instead.
*JACK*

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:01pm

Why don't you want me to have any happiness, ck?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:02pm

because he finds your desperate horniness hot

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:04pm

did you work it while you merked it, ck? Or merk it while you worked it?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:06pm

But cookie, don't you think he'd find the idea of Maureen..uh...singing to me even hotter?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:36pm

Is it me or are we desperate horndog theatre loves capable of making any verb into an innuendo?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:39pm

Why, I'm sure I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:39pm

It's true. And I LOVE it.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:41pm

bway... Inneundo? Really??

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:43pm

oh, true, who am I kidding? It ain't innuendo, it's full-blown come-ons and naughty comments.
But that's so much more fun than being vague...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 1:43pm

I love full-blown come-ons.