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#6051

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 2:30pm

Ok... that just sounds painful, BT.
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#6052

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 2:35pm

BT sounds like you need something soothing for your throat.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 5/17/05 at 02:35 PM

#6053

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 2:41pm

Ok... laugh at me...

I read "nostrils" instead of "tonsils" and then didn't understand boobs' throat comment.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#6054

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 2:42pm

DD..up the meds sweetie. Jackin' people on the street
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6055

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 2:43pm

OK, that made me feel better!
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#6056

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 2:56pm

I'll embarass myself to help you feel better anytime!
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#6057

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 2:58pm

i have the sinking feeling that I am going to eventually be forced to scan a baby photo or six for you vultures....Jackin' people on the street

Undi, Addy, et al...fancy a titchy later?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#6060

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 3:54pm

I'm afraid I don't have a baby picture. I can take a picture of me as a toddler, if I can find one... Oh well.
Hamlet's father.
#6063

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/17/05 at 7:25pm

CAN this day go any slower? It's supposed to be the perfect day and all, but a little bit of speed wouldn't hurt.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#6065

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 1:05am

You mean midol doesn't make you live, love and laugh?

damn *spits out the midol*
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#6066

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 1:13am

That reminds me of one of the commercials which won an award (a clio???). Two little boys are hunting feverishly through the bedroom drawers of one of their mothers. They pull out a box of sanitary napkins and the son turns to his friend and says

"These are really great. You can go swimming and horseback riding and..." he lists all the things that ads say women can do who use that product. The shot widens to show his mother cracking up outside the bedroom doorway.
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#6067

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 1:23am

Sounds cute... I never saw it.

My brother used to sing the jingle for one of the "feminine pad" commercials when he thought no one was looking...
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#6070

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 8:42am

Hugz to Undi
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6071

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 8:44am

Mine (Scorpio)

Quick change isn't at the top of your list of favorite things, especially if you don't initiate it. That's when it comes in handy to have your allies standing by -- which you should right now.

Allies...brdlwyr I believe that's your cue!
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#6072

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 8:45am

Good grief, what did we do to deserve that piece of crap horoscope Undi?
#6073

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 8:47am

"Some astonishing news is coming about a money matter you thought had been long solved. The battle won't rage on all day -- in fact, the fireworks might just climax in a very nice surprise later on tonight."


...why do my horoscopes always sound dirty?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#6074

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 8:48am

Where's bway..here's our horoscope for today....

The news you've been waiting for is due to arrive, and it's going to be exactly what you've been hoping for. Don't even try to hide your excitement. Pretend you're a little kid and let loose.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6075

Jackin' people on the street

Posted: 5/18/05 at 8:49am

Whatever happened to "A tall, dark, handsome stranger will sweep you off your feet."?
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