*tickles cookie*
I've come to realize I need to find a new job, pronto. I'm totally burned out here...
Can you find me a new one too DD?
I'll keep an eye out for one, BB
Trying to find one across the country in a city one has never lived in is quite a task, I tell you.
Sent my resume to Necker Island..should be far enough.
I'm sure there's a lot of neckin' going on there too!
I could deal...
boobs is getting a job at necker island and Undi and I are going to work for him. (see above)
(how's that for starting a rumour?)
My best friend got married there....I literally cried when we had to leave the Island..they had to drag me onto the boat..I wouldn't let go of the pier...ah the drama !!!!
I can see the headline now: "Branson Can't Get Boobs Off The Island"
I even tried hiding, but when they did a head count on the boat they knew I was missing...they had to comb the whole island before they found me.
Undi....I wish you were there...they were pulling my shorts off and I wasn't stopping them..I would've been like Chris Atkins in Blue Lagoon...nude on that island would work for me.
Hell... I wish I was there. I would've paid to BE there. When did they realize that pulling off your shorts was not having their desired effect?
When I wiggling out of them I think they got the hint...they couldn't grab onto me because I had rubbed baby oil all over my body.
This is turning into a ChiChi Larue production...
which was very scarey for a bunch of straight people.
*looks around for cookie*
We need cookie sound effects about now...
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