It seemed like a good idea at the time. There was a big catered thing at work, and there is a HUGE bowl of fruit salad in the kitchen, and I thought "Hmm. Healthy food. I should try that. It seems SO much more filling than, you know, the SIX POTS OF COFFEE I've had today, so why not?"
You know...I only really like pineapples and oranges, it seems. I could do without all this "melon" crap these people insist on foisting upon fruit salads.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
