Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

#1

Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:30am

Looks like there's hope for Matt_G after all...
Jake and Kirsten Break Up

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"And now for something completely different..."

#2

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:32am

Not if I get him first :)

#3

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:34am

I KNOW YOU BETTER STEP BACK BEFORE I TAKE OFF MY RINGS, INSOMNIAK!

That boy is an admitted bisexual so it's my turn. He's had the rest now it's time for him to try the best! Bring it, Jakee!

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#4

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:35am

the best--well, ok. I guess I'll give it to him...

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#5

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:35am

He's an admitted bisexual!?!? There is a God!

#6

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:36am

JRB, he wants a meal, not a snack.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#7

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:36am

Jakey is bi? That makes him twice as hot! MINEMINEMINE!

#8

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:36am

I'm in the mood for a snack. jrb?

#9

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:37am

Now boys, calm down...unless you want to have a catfight, which I don't REALLY reccomend...

There's enough Jakey to go around...

And of COURSE he's bisexual...he's to pretty just to be straight...

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Updated On: 7/21/04 at 01:37 AM

#10

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:39am

My milkshake it brings all the boys to the yard...

Grab a straw, zoran. Time to slurp!

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#11

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:40am

I thought you were providing the straw.

Oooh! DA GUTTA!!!

#12

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:41am

heheheheh--well, bring yours along, too...

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#13

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:49am

I'll be packing it like always. I like the new icon, by the way.

#14

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:54am

i'm actually surprised by this. are they still living together do we think? what about their puppy and kitten? are they going to have to go to court over the custody?

#15

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:57am

Well, I like dogs so we'll be taking the dog. Kirsten can have the cat.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

Updated On: 7/21/04 at 01:57 AM

#16

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:00am

oh good! maybe you guys can come meet up with my puppy for a play date!

#17

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:03am

What kind of puppy? I love puppys and I'm glad that Jake does too. We had a long discussion about pets before we agreed to move in together. I wanted a housefull of dogs and he really only wanted 2. We compromised because that's what people do when they are in a relationship.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#18

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:04am

well mine is a jack russel/australian cattle dog mix.... basically the ultimate mutt. his name is alex p keaton and he wants to play with you guys! that way if nyc ever does freeze over we'll have a friend who will know how to save him!

#19

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:05am

Matt_G: Are you into threesomes?

#20

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:29am

Hmmmm. Me, Jake and Colin would make for a good night together.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#21

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:30am

My name is not Colin. That would be hot though. Foursomes?

#22

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:35am

Four is a lot of people. I'd consider it, but we'd have to check to see if Marc Kudisch is into Colin & Jake. I don't want him to be uncomfortable.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#23

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:37am

I thought he'd only admitted that as he was going through puberty, he experienced some same sex crushes but now he was 100% hetero. I don't seem to recall him ever saying that he played for both teams. And God knows I would like to.

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#24

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:37am

for Matt_G and others. I happened to come across this picture when I as looking at movie websites. You can thank me later.

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#25

re: Jake Gyllenhaal Single Again...

Posted: 7/21/04 at 2:40am

Love ya spidey! I've seen that pic before, but it is still a great one.

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