Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Clarinetbiter135
Leading Actor Joined: 6/16/04
#0Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:47pm
Watching SNL with Jessica and Nick as the hosts. Which made me think of an article I read the other day. Jessica's mother said that she has an IQ of 160...
Believe it or not?
#1re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:50pmSeems like it was a mistake, but i dont think she is as dumb as the media makes her look. Her singing is really good though....i love that skit where they do that musical mexican restaurant.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#2re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:50pmHmmm. I don't know if I believe 160, but I'm sure she's not as dim as the media would have us believe.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
BwayTheatre11
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/25/03
#3re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:50pmI believe it. I think the ditzy image is all just a big show. I bet you she is actually pretty smart.
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Updated On: 7/17/04 at 11:50 PM
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#4re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:51pmDamnit, chinkie azn jai! Stop saying things I'm going to say exactly 2 seconds before I say them!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
Clarinetbiter135
Leading Actor Joined: 6/16/04
#5re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:51pmI do love the mexican skit thing. And whenever Horatio tries to sing just makes me giggle...
#6re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:52pm
haha 
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
aspiringguy715
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/04
#7re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:52pm
Agreed, the media probably plays up the stupid moments she has (and everyone has lol.) Her singing really good? I don't know...I've never been a fan because I never thought her voice to be anything special.
Matt_G...I love the new icon 
shesings
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/14/04
#8re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:52pmi think shes pretty darn smart to realize how much money she could make off of being a ditz
#9re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:53pmI can totally relate to Jessica Simpson. Don't go there!
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Clarinetbiter135
Leading Actor Joined: 6/16/04
#10re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/17/04 at 11:53pmNevermind. I completly forgot about the American Idol skit... Too funny...
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#12re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 12:26am
God, I love Nick Lachey. Would you all think any less of me if I told you I haven't taken his CD "Soul-O" out of my player in months? 
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#13re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 11:12amHer voice isn't bad - but why does she have to look like she's having a seizure when she sings? I can't look at her anymore.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 11:47amIt's the seizures that creep me out. The seizures and the way that she will go from full on belt to that annoying little whisper/sigh thing that she does. I hate watching her sing. Just watch the "Angels" video to know what I mean. Either that, or this years "Divas" special on VH1. So annoying.
#15re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 12:25pm
Britney Speers is a good certified moron, though.
The chick got a 16 on the ACT.
For those of you that are not familiar with this apptitude test, it's out of 35.
In the "how to understand your score" packet, the lowest score range that they bother to explain is 17-20 (if my memory serves me correctly).
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Updated On: 7/18/04 at 12:25 PM
#16re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 12:29pmI don't believe Britney's education was much of a focus. My personal opinion is that she doesn't have a plethora of brainpower to begin with, and what she does have wasn't nurtured. They were too busy "nurturing" her to become a money factory. And it worked.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#17re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 12:30pmBritney Spears is a bucket of stupid. I do like her latest CD though.
#18re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 12:31pmShe is stupid - but she's a very good entertainer. Hopefully her stupidity won't be taken advantage of by people who will eventually take her for all she has. Because say what you will about her - she's worked her ass off since she was a kid.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#20re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 12:33pmI'm quite witty I suppose. I'm witty and now a BROADWAY STAR!!! Booya!
#21re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 12:34pmHey! You just brought to my attention that I am a Broadway Star too!! Childhood dream FINALLY fulfilled!!! woohoo!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#23re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 2:31pmEven if britney spears and/or jessica simpson are dumb, they're millionairs and (im assuming) none of us are.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#24re: Jessica Simpson
Posted: 7/18/04 at 2:40pmhaha i wish.
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