Jessica Simpson's Birthday Party!! The guest list is amazing!

Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:08pm

I mean Jake???/ What the hell is he doing there??


Jessie's party Updated On: 8/19/05 at 03:08 PM

Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:13pm

And there's that annoying Seth Green.

Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:15pm

Back when I lived in Texas I dated one of her high school friends and he was invited that year. He said it was so much fun, but couldn't stand looking at Ryan Cabrera. He said he was one ugly mofo.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 3:21pm

"Amazing" is a relative term. I mean, Jake is A-List, but Cris Judd (i.e. ex Mr. J-Lo), Seth Green (though I liked him on Buffy), Christian Slater, there no doubt to grope some guests, and Tarantino slumming it for pop-culture kitsch value.

[etoile]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 4:59pm

What? No X-Tina?

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:17pm

silly, etoile, everyone knows that x-tina does not show up on film.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:28pm

what is it with her hand on her hip in every picture?

How about her chin on her chest?

Updated On: 8/19/05 at 05:28 PM

[shira467]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:31pm

She thinks it makes her look sexy. I'm assuming

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:33pm

The hand on the hip and the wide open mouth say "There's nothing I won't do for you, boys!"

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:36pm

My invite must've gotten lost in the mail.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:38pm

Seriously Jess. Did you think I was in St. Tropez with Paris? I don't you I don't talk to that beyotch anymore.

*pulls out diamond-encrusted cellphone and calls for an explanation*

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 6:13pm

God, I looked stoned in every picture

Posted: 8/19/05 at 6:15pm

Maybe because you WERE!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/19/05 at 6:16pm

**Cough**
You don't know me?


*Cough*