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#1Jesus loves the little children...
Posted: 6/15/09 at 9:21pm

all the children of the world
gay or straight or black or white
they're all equal in his sight
jesus loves all the children of the world

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

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#2re: Jesus loves the little children...
Posted: 6/15/09 at 9:41pm

Very clever, capn!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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#2re: Jesus loves the little children...
Posted: 6/15/09 at 9:44pm

Right, it's when they grow up and want to serve in the military or get married that He has issues.

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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#3re: Jesus loves the little children...
Posted: 6/15/09 at 10:19pm

Not HE....His followers.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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#4re: Jesus loves the little children...
Posted: 6/16/09 at 7:58pm

His MISGUIDED followers, thank you very much.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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#5re: Jesus loves the little children...
Posted: 6/16/09 at 8:04pm

Amen to spiderj82

"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

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#6re: Jesus loves the little children...
Posted: 6/18/09 at 11:47pm

Misguided? What do you mean? His Bible is VERY direct.

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

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