Joan Rivers to Sign Books Thursday, January 29 at Lincoln Square Barnes & Noble

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:37pm

Anyone else?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:49pm

Will Heidi Abramowitz be there or did we lose her in the epidemic?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:30pm

I remember Heidi.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:40pm

I love Joan Rivers, but I gotta say-I didn't notice until I saw her last interview, that she does look exactly like Madame (of Wayland Flowers fame).

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:42pm

Here's what she would say in response, Jane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj7QkFl7CaA

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:48pm

Jimmy Kimmel asks her if she was at the inauguartion, and she says, "I was there! Didn't you see me? I was behind Aretha Franklin."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wb_Oj22e14

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:52pm

Oh, I know PJ! I've heard every comment she made about plastic surgery. I agree with her! I'm all for it, and plan to have my own. Maybe.

I'm just saying that up to this point, I didn't see how grotesque hers is starting to look. I think at one point you have to stop!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:56pm

She says the point to stop is when someone asks you a question and you open your mouth but it's been pulled around to the back of your head.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:02pm

HAHA that's right-she did say that. Some of her best lines are about cosmetic surgery! I love the ones about her boobs falling to the floor when she takes of her bra.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:12pm

Here's a longish interview from the other night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSafiGZs6gE

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 9:01am

Melissa is the one thing I can never forgive her for.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 10:09am

You're so right, Blue!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 10:41am

Melissa's name in the Oscar murder mystery is "Drew." The story is a Brittany Spears-like character, fresh out of rehab, arrives at the Red Carpet, falls out of her limousine stark naked, gives Max and Drew (Joan and Melissa) an interview in front of the cameras and then proceeds to drop dead.

The only way that Max (Joan) can solve the murder is to check into the rehab herself. Her addiction (little spoiler):

Updated On: 1/29/09 at 10:41 AM

[n2005]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 5:08pm

Love Joan , she was great with Kimmel. I'll definately pick up a copy of the book.