Just Curious...

When you're sexually attracted to the same sex?

(if THAT'S it...)

Actually, I wouldn't know either. *wipes tears* Too young!

Updated On: 3/21/04 at 06:33 PM

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Updated On: 3/21/04 at 06:40 PM

Don't be worried until you start stockpiling gay lit.

*winces again*

If it hasn't really occured to you, then as of yet, you should be straight. If you meet some gorgeous woman, fall in love with her, etc., think about it.

and well, bisexuality can confuse you--especially if that bisexual part is fleeting.

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I'll tell you how you know you're gay:

When you steal your sister's Barbie doll and re-make the entire wardrobe.

When you build a tree fort just like all the other boys in the neighborhood, only yours is color coordinated and has a breakfast nook.

When you spend more time getting ready for school than your sister does.

When you buy People magazine when they post their list of eligible bachelors and circle all your choices.

When you are constantly redecorating your room and changing its color scheme.

When you sleep with your GI Joe beside you.

When you pack pate de fois gras in your lunchbox instead of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

When you stay after school for extra help because Mr. Merrell, your new science teacher is a hottie.

When you collect bubblegum cards because you like to look at the players on them and have no idea what the stats are.

When you go to a baseball game and sit behind home plate because you realize Mike Piazza's buns will be staring you in the face when he crouches in position.

When you can sing the entire score from CANDIDE.

When you have no idea what "measure twice and cut once" means.

When you prefer Patti LuPone to Pamela Anderson.

When you think duct tape is really for ducts.

When you have more shoes in your closet than underpants.

....that's how you'll know you're gay!

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DP, if that list also applies to women, then I'm screwed.

lol---funny list, but not conclusive.

when I say bisexuality is fleeting, I mean when it is not the usual, but happens sometimes. I am mostly gay, but believe me--Megan Mullaly, Julianne Moore, and a few others could TOTALLY have me! LOL

And, if I could be a lesbian--I would so go after Ellen!! =)

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jrb, I wanted to go after Ellen after watching her interpretive dance.

The list is cute, but only stereotypical. I think there is a big difference between being gay and realizing you are gay. I've been gay all my life, but I don't think I actually fully realized it and admitted it to myself until I was about 16 or 17. For some, it can be very traumatic when they recognize it. For others, it can be extremely liberating. Either way, you will know. When you dream about having sex with one gender constantly and never about the other, you will know.

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ew!

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You'll have to excuse papa, he hasn't been the same since I loaned him my copy of "The Goat: Or, Who is Sylvia?"