I'd call it Krazy Kimmy's House of Karbs. And we would only serve carbs. Pasta, bread, breaded things, just bowls full of flour. And everybody would come, because EVERYBODY is a closeted carb fiend.
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you."
- Maya Angelou