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Just received the strangest email

Just received the strangest email

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zzannahk
#0Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:51pm

This is all it said, don't know the sender

He braked immediately. Good reflexes, I was proud of him. I took Tender
He couldn't stop; he didn't know yet even how to turn at that speed.
was so small that it looked like a cat turd. I had never even noticed it
Collision would be instant death.


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folkyboy
#1re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:53pm

it looks like spam for freeipods

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RobbO
#2re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:54pm

now that the virus has been planted...


XING
PED

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GuyfromGermany
#3re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:54pm

I'm a little scared...


In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

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zzannahk
#4re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:54pm

i thought it was a threat!


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Fiction Writer
#5re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:54pm

I just got a weird email too! My friend Paul is getting married, in Australia.

I've never seen Paul marrying anyone.

ZONEACE
#6re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:57pm

is that because paul is gay? or because paul is ugly?


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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GuyfromGermany
#7re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:58pm

or because Paul is... non-existent...?


In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

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Fiction Writer
#8re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 4:59pm

Paul's real.

He isn't ugly, and he is gay, he's just a little strange.

Why, German guy, do you ask if he's non-existent?

(We are all caught up, right??)

Gothampc
#9re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 5:00pm

Maybe stolen pages from a new Kurt Vonnegut book?


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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GuyfromGermany
#10re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 5:02pm

Ahaha, I just thought it was spam and you don't even have a friend called Paul...
But now... congrats to him! o.O


In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

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DancNdaMoonlite
#11re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 5:22pm

That email kinda creeps me out..

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zzannahk
#12re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:17pm

a new one just came in

"Is there anyone else after these treasures?"
turning overhead.
Greenbacks, that's always good. I opened the door. He was standing
very kind, "let's begin with Level Flight...."


SweetQintheLights
#13re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:27pm

My question is- how come you open e-mails if you don't know who they are from?


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

ZONEACE
#14re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:29pm

i found this blog that has part of the most recent email
here


when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

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pab
#15re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:37pm

Spam! Spam! Spam!

"Is there anyone else after these treasures?"
http://www.visualdeepsky.org/logs/msg05434.html

"let's begin with Level Flight...."
http://www.szepi.hu/irodalom/jonathan/jonatan2.html


"Smart! And into all those exotic mystiques -- The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques. I hear she knows more than seventy-five. Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!"
Updated On: 7/11/06 at 06:37 PM

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zzannahk
#16re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:47pm

I'm at work, I have to open all emails as they might be from guests


SweetQintheLights
#17re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:50pm

oh. I see...

You're the one who works at a hotel, right?
You're working alone now?


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

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zzannahk
#18re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:55pm

yeah, i'm actually working a DAY shift, it's very strange, but nice


SweetQintheLights
#19re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 7:00pm

Thats good. You work with other people during the day, correct?


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

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zzannahk
#20re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 7:28pm

nope here all alone again


DramaDork925
#21re: Just received the strangest email
Posted: 7/11/06 at 10:09pm

Creepy questioning, SweetQ


Am I cut out to spend my time this way?


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