"Calling someone gay when they MAY NOT be"
Hahaha, Oh, I hope you're not talkin' bout the Gaykin. It doesn't get any gayer than him.
As for Seacrest - he's corny and his jokes aren't funny. Most of the time, the audience doesn't get them.
And Kathy - I think she's cool. I don't think I'd wanna be friends with her, but I do find her entertaining.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.